"It was a pajama party."
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6 months ago
An easy way to do wheelies.
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7 months ago
Santa came, delivered the presents, ate our cookies, and killed our kegs.
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9 months ago
Serves haunted beer that makes you more sober.
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70
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1 year ago
Some folks believe that kegs just hold a lot of beer... but then there are those of us that know they do so much more.
Fine, you take it!
ARE NOT!
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1 year ago
Stop pumping it like a girl, there's a line. Oh stop crying.
Father of the year's plan to make his son taller.
This is approximately how much beer a medium-to-large sized campus consumes on a Saturday night.
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1 year ago
Randy patiently waited three years acquiring the materials he needed to build his vessel. Now it was finally time to escape sausage island.
Did you ever just want to rip the top off of a keg and drink from it, as if it were a giant can?
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1 year ago
Seeing a keg in the classroom is like seeing a professor at the bar.
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1 year ago
"For my friend's birthday we managed to cuff him to the keg and told him we wouldn't let him go until it ran dry."
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1 year ago
The perfect woman - no head, made of snow, and full of beer.
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2 years ago
"I call it Smeagoling."
Magneto in college.
Every good snowman needs a magical hat.
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2 years ago
The weird thing is wheelchair-snowman is the one with legs.
He swallowed a keg.
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2 years ago
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