All my creation needs to come to life is a brain.
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2 years ago
Husband: Honey? Do you have any quarters?
Wife: Why do you need quarters?
Husband: no reason
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19
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2 years ago
"My cousin fell asleep on my couch with her shoes on. She's 5. my aunt didn't find the humor."
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2 years ago
All sex fiends gotta start somewhere.
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8
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2 years ago
Save this picture so you can send it in with your FSU application.
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39
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2 years ago
If you see any 7-year-olds hanging out at the pool hall, be careful. He's trying to hustle you.
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1
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2 years ago
What the hell is going on here?
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0
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2 years ago
Hey, karate kid, chill.
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2 years ago
Meet 10-year-old Brandon Godette. He's already better at drums than you are at anything.
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2 years ago
Statistics show that kids who start popping their collars before the age of 6 never recover. They learn it from you.
Sometimes we fool around and have fun, but this is serious. You too can be a hero.
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3 years ago
Translated, he's just asking for more chocolate.
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3 years ago
Get a good look kid, you may not see something like this again for a few years.
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3
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3 years ago
If a kid's old enough to walk, he's old enough to drink. In some cases, crawling should be sufficient.
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3 years ago
"I saw this on an office door at a 'Boys & Girls Club' in New Hampshire."
What do you want for Christmas?
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3 years ago
How many tickets is this one?
You're right, I'll use the seven wood.
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3 years ago
"Between the 2nd and 3rd periods at UW-Madison hockey game they usually have kids' hockey teams play for 5-10 minutes. With about a minute left to play, the adults reffing picked up the puck for no reason. The whole student section proceeded to boo them. At the faceoff, all the kids threw down their gloves and sticks and went at it."
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6
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3 years ago
There's no sex in the champagne room, but there is a children's menu. I'll have the mozzarella sticks.
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3 years ago
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