Never too young to learn!

Finally, a Russian roulette for kids. Ever since I showed my 9-year-old the Deer Hunter he's been dying to play.

What's sadder then getting shut out by a 9-year-old?

Tiger Woods started at the age of 2 - you're behind.

Don't drink too much six-year-old, you're driving.

Don't worry son, you can have your own in about three years.

"This is a better picture of the dinosaur little brother shaming that my cousins did over thanksgiving." Good thing none of them came to life.

"Kids draw the darndest things."

All my creation needs to come to life is a brain.

Husband: Honey? Do you have any quarters?
Wife: Why do you need quarters?
Husband: no reason

"My cousin fell asleep on my couch with her shoes on. She's 5. my aunt didn't find the humor."

All sex fiends gotta start somewhere.

Save this picture so you can send it in with your FSU application.

What the hell is going on here?

Statistics show that kids who start popping their collars before the age of 6 never recover. They learn it from you.

Get a good look kid, you may not see something like this again for a few years.

If a kid's old enough to walk, he's old enough to drink. In some cases, crawling should be sufficient.

"I saw this on an office door at a 'Boys & Girls Club' in New Hampshire."

How many tickets is this one?

You're right, I'll use the seven wood.