http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1905766 Thu, 02 Apr 2009 13:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1905766 A segway just didn't say "please don't respect me" enough, so they got a cheaper knockoff. nonadult comedy A segway just didn't say "please don't respect me" enough, so they got a cheaper knockoff. lazy, cop, police, LAPD, segway, knockoff <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1905766"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/b/collegehumor.d9da2c7db0601405b2cbf52ba973b2cf.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:838133">Dillon O'Kelley</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 15 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1817281 Tue, 27 May 2008 09:48:46 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1817281 Jay Phillips nonadult comedy Jay Phillips of Semi-Pro on the LAPD and kicking dogs. stand up, lapd, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1817281"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/3/collegehumor.619e2221b2e5ecee9f7163f3171f356e.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:269">ComedyJuice.com</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:117"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 132 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />