"What, you think axes just grow on trees?"
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42
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3 months ago
My two best friends are a computer and myself.
Kitty porn
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58
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1 year ago
"The back light on my LCD screen burned out. I Improvised."
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41
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2 years ago
People give those old laptops a bad rap. They're actually pretty versatile.
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2 years ago
Throw a jab immediately after hearing the third hop of the bull charge. Professors can't teach that kind of thing.
I can't decide if I should take a shit, look at porn on my computer, or dip tobacco. Wait a second, why choose?
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2 years ago
"Walked in to the lobby of my dorm at 3:30 and found these two passed out, computers still on their laps. One hell of a Crazy Saturday Night."
Wi-fi and kegs - the two greatest inventions of the 20th century
"Im pretty sure the manual told me this was how to Save As..."
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81
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2 years ago
Dwyer, take a chill pill. Relax man, it's college!
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70
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2 years ago
"Completely fried his laptop, and it smelled awful all night."
"Fan went out on my laptop."
"Surfing in Daytona."
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2 years ago
On second thought, I'll wait till I'm home to check my email.
About that laptop you bought on the street...
Another bum with a laptop. He's probably on CollegeHumor.
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3 years ago
Y'know, a homeless man with a laptop is a little like the mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.
Laptop spinning, improved.
You play a dangerous game when you go laptop spinning. Unless you got that extended Dell warranty, in which case spin away.
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3 years ago
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