Back in the day, Gay meant "Happy." But Neck meant "Gay" so this still doesn't make any sense.

The greatest love story ever told!

"Found at the local 'Boys & Girls Club' childrens library."

The creepiest thing on this cover, and there's a lot of competition, is the fat man's facial expression.

Goddamn it, these are in Spanish.

Which makes Judas like a the guy who does the chopping.

I don't know what's worse - what the rat is doing, or that they are lining up to take turns!

"We found these books right next to each other in the children's section of the library at Kennesaw State." Jim from The Office called, he wants his facial expressions back.

SPOILER ALERT: the sorority girl did it.

No jews allowed!

This was drawn by a mediocre artist who has seen too many Yes album covers.

"I pity the mutt!"

Of all the LOLbrary books, this is the one I'm least interested in reading.

"The Fingering of Virginal Music"

Ew, sorry kid. I don't hug fat people. I don't like to smell all day.

Is that a book in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Chapter 1 - Butt Pubes: What Are They For?

It's a book of blank pages to use as toilet paper.

Imagine how upset the people who wrote these books would be if they heard rap.

I didn't know they wrote a book about my girlfriend.