"This was my license plate, until the secretary of state took it away!"
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3 years ago
They were all out of "Breathalyze Me" bumper stickers.
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3 years ago
I think he means LOL.
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3 years ago
I wasn't hungry, I just wanted to make a little girl cry.
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3 years ago
You know what, just let this guy pass us.
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3 years ago
I wasn't going to say anything.
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3 years ago
I'm telling you officer, I only had one drink before I got behind the wheel.
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3 years ago
Truly coool people don't need to advertrise it.
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3 years ago
Honey, go down a street, then down forward, then forward. Then honk the horn.
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3 years ago
It's surprising the Mrs. didn't keep her maiden name.
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3 years ago
Unfortunately, the car was just rear ended.
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3 years ago
He loves feasting? Who doesn't?
Old people love their Matlock.
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3 years ago
Was "car" taken?
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3 years ago
Obviously, you spelled it wrong!!!1!!
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3 years ago
"Please keep in mind that this thing was double parked in a handicap spot in front of Chipotle."
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3 years ago
(look at how they are parked)
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3 years ago
"That explains the hair."
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3 years ago
"She must be married to ASSMAN."
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3 years ago
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