"Whenever I go out to eat, there are always fellow enthusiasts asking if they can take pictures of it."

Bring out the gimp.

Yeah, we're selling the car cheap because it's owner died of a heart attack last year. It's a shame, he was only 32. Yeah, single. Anyway, she's barely got any miles on her - only went to the 7/11 and back.

A license plate wider than it is tall.

How does a blonde try to take a picture off the internet? She uses white-out.

"I was driving behind this idiot for about 15 minutes, he was screaming out his window and flicking people off."

Whoever has this license plate has likely been pwn3d by life.

Not pictured: a bumper sticker that read, "If you can read this, I'm already mad at you."

Hi, now can I see your license and registration? You were doing 105 in a school zone.

"STD Muffin?"

What I said to the cop when he pulled me over for speeding.

The people that work at the license plate factory aren't hip - there's a surprise.

No, car.

Frightened R Parents

The people responsible for approving license plates need to hire someone under the age of 30.

A license plate your parents might get you to make sure you never drive drunk.

An easy way to get stopped at the US border.

Perfect.

If only it were a DeLorean.

At least my mom doesn't drive a Chevy with a Star Wars bumper sticker. Plus she had me, so unlike you she's had sex.