Follow up question, what is smiling?
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Applebee's is one of the finest restaurants that uses plastic squeeze bottles.
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I've compiled a list of these lies, that if you ever heard someone say you'd think to yourself "That's pretty awesome, but not too ridiculous where I'd consider it to be a lie". These are borderline believable, but so random and absurd that no one...
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It's National Opposite Day.
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1 year ago
"Someone is lying."
You sir, are a LIAR!
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1 year ago
He's only disguised as Superman to catch The Penguin off guard.
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Note the fine print, "words in red mean opposite."
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1 year ago 1 - Buy cheap antique-like vase from thrift store.2 - Tell girlfriend that your grandmother gave it to you and make up an elaborate and meaningful history relevant to your entire family.3 - Wait for girlfriend to get blackout drunk. (And end up...
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The biggest lie is that she exists at all.
All boys my age experiment with each other Jessica Hampton can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Dinosaurs If you think about it really hard, you can grow facial hair. Allison Flanderjan has flapjack titties and gave Jimmy...
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An Academic Thesis is always impressive, mostly because of it's title. You can impress naive grad students into thinking you are an intellectual just by explaining everything you're into, in a highly exalted way. I'm into Rap music, so I always...
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I just finished reading 50 Cent's memoir, From Pieces to Weight, which recounts his life as a crack dealer and upstart rapper. The ghostwriter makes a valiant effort to replicate 50's voice throughout, with passages such as Seeing my grandfather...
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Let's test out your theory. I really like your tattoo.
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2 years ago
Despite the RA's report, I also believe you and your roommates when you told me about your glass slide whistle covered in Phish stickers.
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EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG
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2 years ago
Challenge authority.
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Where is Bill "Here's Your Sign" Engvall when you need him?
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Time travel station.
Not only is this hilarious, it's wrong. Google it.
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