I don't care what the Internet says about you Lindsay Lohan! Only one month until the release of Herbie: Fully Loaded!

Here's the thing about Lindsay Lohan, she has breasts. 35 days till Herbie: Fully Loaded.

Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie look terrific. 22 days until Herbie: Fully Loaded.

Lindsay Lohan is the new Lindsay Lohan. Don't ask me to explain it, she's just that hot right now.

If you guys need me, I'll be in line for the next 44 days until I can see a midnight screening of Herbie: Fully Loaded.

"Hohan's 18 and looks like a 45 year old woman. And the dress looks like a bedspread from the 1985 Sears catalogue."

Lindsay Lohan, traveling through time I guess. I don't know, look at her boobs or something.

lohan.

"Disregard the guy on the left."

I wish I was Lindsay Lohan's dressing room. It would be a sad lonely life, living as a room instead of a person, but I think it would be worth it.

I have invented a machine that tells us exactly how much of Lindsay Lohan's chest is visable in every picture of her. Let me turn it on - *BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEEEEEP*. TWENTY EIGHT PERCENT INSERT NEXT PICTURE.

My prediction: we will see Lindsay Lohan's boobies by this time in 2006.

How long has it been since we put up a random picture of Lindsay Lohan?

This picture is as close as the law allows me to get to Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan's new doll. Now she can be yours any time. If you're, you know, also 12 inches tall made of plastic and have no genitalia.

My three favorite things: Lindsay Lohan, ringpops, and kitsch.

Lindsay looking embarrassed, yet playful.

By my calculations, you can see approximately 50 and 60 percent of Lindsay Lohan's chest in this picture.

Oh Lindsay, when will you finally bottom out and pose nude?

You think you have it tough? Lindsay Lohan can't swallow a can of Spirte and assholes like us show everyone on the Internet pictures of it.