Immediately after this picture was taken, the lollipop fell out of his mouth.

Dead adult daughter,
Yes, this is your parents' erotic massage jelly. We have a sex life too you know! You wouldn't find these things if you had your own apartment.
Love,
Mom and Dad.

If this is a Deck the Gals submission, I don't get it.

We went as girls who don't know how clothes work.

Women love a guy who can make them laugh.

There should be a Halloween II in May.

What, no That Guy?

Once you get it on, it's nearly impossible to get off.

Lingerie is French for "humminah humminah wah."

The theme was lingerie for girls and boners for guys.

Is lingerie technically clothes?

A scene from the best party of all time.

Lingerie body shot party - the most "nuff said" phrase ever.

"Some friends and I threw a lingerie and tequila body shots night. All the guys wore thongs and the girls all wore some type of lingerie and body shots were mandatory." Parents having trouble motivating their children to get into college should show them this picture.

The thought is fleeting, but every time Santa sees one of these pictures he can't help but consider leaving his wife.

My total is $25? I swear I had some more cash on me, where did I put those singles?

Men really got the long end of the stick on pajama parties.

Lingerie is a tough word to spell, but it's worth it.

Pussy, you better not lose Cat and Dolls.

Whoever sent this picture in, can you send it again? Something must have gone wrong in the transfer because it looks like she's wearing clothes. At least get her to take off the Livestrong bracelet.