Well well well...It's come to my attention that despite my previous and painfully clear instructions, some of you are still failing to nail any chick you want. Weird, I know. But because my drop-dread good looks and winning personality are matched...
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It's a well-known fact that guys like to name their junk. Balls, shaft, the whole package. Celebrities are no different. Through extensive personal research, I managed to compile this list of celebs and the nicknames that they have for their bits...
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1. Mom This is a tricky one - I have to be careful - because my mom is most likely reading this. Probably because I posted a link to it on my Facebook. Because we're friends. It's not all bad...but having a Facebook relationship with your mom is...
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Wear as much team apparel as possible. How is anyone supposed to know what team you like if you do not have their logo emblazoned on your chest at all times? When it comes to jerseys, choose someone who will be on the team for a very long time,...
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It's Halloween again, which means it's time to try and come up with some ideas for an original costume that will entertain your friends, seduce your crushes and devastate your rivals. But please, during your quest for the perfect outfit, stay away...
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1. The "Why Isn't This Working?" BossWelcome to the team! Great to have you. Now get out your life vest and grab on to something, because all our clients are on fire and our money is imploding.This boss gives off enough anxiety to power seventeen...
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I love Stars Wars, but I spend way too much time thinking about it. Literally, every night before I fall asleep I ponder life-changing questions about Star Wars like:1. Why does Chewbacca not get a medal?At the end of the movie Luke and Han...
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The Excessively Hardcore FanThis person has been a fan of the band since before everybody else in the world had ever heard of them, including any and all members of the band's immediate families. He still hasn't fully forgiven his former heroes...
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You may have been too falling in love with Topanga Lawrence to notice, but 90's TV was weird, man. Here's a brief review of five sitcom sidekicks that truly out-weirded the rest.1. Sam Anders, "Clarissa Explains it All" Not because his character...
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"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction. But what do I know? I'm only Albert Fucking Einstein." - Albert Einstein
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Graphics Designed And Illustrated By Alan DudaOriginal Superhero Drawings By Tony Pierlioni.
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1. JJ ABRAMS (writer of Gone Fishin')Besides being responsible for every great 80's movie not starring Bill Murray (Vacation, Uncle Buck, Ferris Bueller's Day Off) and giving Molly Ringwald the false hope of a film career (Sixteen Candles, Pretty...
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Tommy: That's the fun of it, Chuckie; you never know what you're going to get until you get it. Chuckie: It's not fun for me.
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Parents Let Him Do AnythingThis kid was a bossy asshole who ALWAYS had to have his way. If you played "Batman and Robin," he'd insist on being Batman. If you played "Sonic" for Sega Genesis, you'd be stuck with Tails. Despite being a total JERK,...
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You know how they say that smell is the best sense to bring back memories? Here are five wonderful fragrances that are guaranteed to forever remind you of that precious freshman year:5. FEBREZEWhat else are you gonna do, clean? Oust, Glade or any...
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You hear it all the time, "Rookie mistake, dude." Whether this be referring to ordering cheese over pepperoni or listing Gigli over Man About Town as your favorite Ben Affleck movie, we've all made choices that signify us as straight noobs.&...
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3 months ago 
Ah, the beach. You know, no matter what beach you go to (or try to avoid) there are seven distinct kinds of people there, just like with roommates and professors. Who knew?! The Lost ChildPoint blank: hair plus water doesn't equal...
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It's almost time to go back to schoool and for freshmen that means taking your first college courses. Just like roommates, professors break down into 7 distinct types. Old TenureIt's not that she's an egotistical bitch, it's just that...
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