'Lists' Articles
79 total- Thursday, Jun 7 2007
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Article:Some Lesser Known Tchaikovsky Symphonies
The Mozart is an Overrated Prick Who Hasn't Got Nearly My Sense of Fashion,Concerto in D Minor. The I'm Not Gay But I Will Marry Whoever Shall Have Me...Somebody...Anybody...For God's Sake I'm So Alone, Overture The It's Surely a...
KEEP READING - Wednesday, Jun 6 2007
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Article:The Dormwich
Ingredients after the jump!split1. Start with a rice cracker. Didn't your mom buy these for you the day you moved in? Yes.2. American cheese. It’s not a legit dormwich without a little patriotism. Come on. Support the troops. Plastic removal...
KEEP READINGBy Susanna Wolff
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Article:Modifications for a More Exciting "Double Dare"
"Slime" replaced with sulfuric acidMark Summers given loaded gunElectric eels released into Obstacle Course swimming poolAudience filled with convicted murderersRed and Blue "teams" identified as Crips and BloodsLosing team stabbedGrand-prize trip...
KEEP READINGBy Patrick Cassels 26 likes
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- Tuesday, Jun 5 2007
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Article:Useless Facebook Apps
Facebook Apps sure are something. They allow you to add customizable little widgets to your profile page. Some are useful and cool! (Like CollegeHumor's!) but some are pretty tame and useless. Here is a list of the most useless facebook apps:...
KEEP READINGBy Amir Blumenfeld 81 likes
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- Monday, Jun 4 2007
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Article:
Now That's What I Call Music!, Volume 550
1. Shaggy: "Take Off That Silver Unitard"2. 98 Degrees: "Beware them Morlocks, Y'all"3. Spice Girls: "You Own My Heart Like the Robot Overlords Own My Eyes and Tongue"4. Limp Bizkit: "Tonight We're Gonna Eat Like It's 1999"5. Blink 182: "The Lucky...
KEEP READINGBy Patrick Cassels 43 likes
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Article:Random Thoughts
These are the things I think about I think we should stop capitalizing the word "I", because then people can tell when i am emphasizing that I am doing something. What do you call a man from India who gives you something and then wants it...
KEEP READINGBy Matt Gorman 47 likes
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- Thursday, May 31 2007
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Article:Things You Don't Want to Hear From The Person Next To You as You Sit Down For Your 6-Hour Flight Home
"Have you found Jesus?""I may not be the best-looking person on this flight, but I'm the only one talking to you.""Do nose-hair trimmers count as electronic devices?""You can tell when your water breaks, right?"Hi, I'm from the future. May I share...
KEEP READINGBy Alexandra P. 42 likes
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- Wednesday, May 30 2007
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Article:Other Cool Things You Could Do With $100 Billion
The Pentagon is seeking an additional $100 billion to finance the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. And that’s just the money they need for the next three months. Regardless of your position on the war I think it’s abundantly clear that...
KEEP READINGBy Neil Padover 31 likes
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- Tuesday, May 29 2007
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Article:Why I Don't Watch American Idol
Waiting for CSI: American Idol spin-off.Contestants rarely, if ever, murdered in "Running Man" style competition.Taylor Hicks can’t win every year.Real singing feels fake compared to Ashlee Simpson, Britney Spears style pop acts.Frustrated...
KEEP READINGBy Matt Grode 13 likes
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- Monday, May 21 2007
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Article:Best Places to Intern
As school ends, many college students are searching for the perfect summer internship that will not only give them valuable work experience in their field of study, but that will also be fun. Keeping the latter in mind, the following is a list of...
KEEP READINGBy Tim O'Donnell 30 likes
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- Wednesday, May 16 2007
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Article:
Drop-Off Lines
You know those cheesy pick-up lines that got you into that frustrating relationship?There's only one known antidote, like water for fire or robots for cancer. It's these zingers that'll wind up your relationship quick!1. It must have hurt......
KEEP READINGBy Alexandra P. 138 likes
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- Tuesday, May 15 2007
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Article:
Swingers: Special Edition DVD
Bonus Features Include:Interactive MenusScene Selection (Jump to any scene in the film!)Subtitles: English, SpanishMono and Stereo TracksRegion 1 Encoding"Pause" Option (Freeze the movie whenever you want!)Adjustable VolumeRated Edition (The...
KEEP READINGBy Patrick Cassels 12 likes
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- Monday, May 14 2007
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Article:Complaints From The Guy Who Misses The Big Picture
Every single time I'm done boning my girlfriend, she makes me take a shower. It's so f*cking annoying! I swear, if I have to make one more trip to the bank to deposit a check, I'm going to straight up murder someone. Why did you guys...
KEEP READINGBy Steve Horvath 52 likes
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- Thursday, May 10 2007
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Article:Things That Don't Impress Girls
In the particularly awkward phase of making conversation with a girl, it is easy to repulse them with conversation that simply does not appeal to the mass of female society.Best bet is to just let them do the talking.Allow them vent about how...
KEEP READINGBy John Hallmann 12 likes
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- Wednesday, May 9 2007
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Article:Open Letter to the Guy Watching Porn in the Campus Computer Lab
Dear guy watching porn in the campus computer lab,Let's make a couple of things clear: I realize you like hardcore pornography. Who doesn't? However, not having the internet at home is no excuse for watching it in a public setting, like a...
KEEP READINGBy Aaron Bradley 38 likes
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Guaranteed Ways To Get Rid Of Your One Night Stand
Girl: I usually don’t do that on the first night.Me: Wow that chloroform wore off quick. Are you immune or something?...Girl: Was I better than the last girl you were with?Me: Let’s go ask her. She is still chained to the radiator in...
KEEP READINGBy Matt Grode 48 likes
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- Tuesday, May 8 2007
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Article:A Summary of 99% Of Your Facebook Friends
Holy God, this is a long list. I don't know if it's funny but it's definitely comprehensive. Enjoy.-StreetThe Lonely AsianThe single Asian on your friends list. He’s a really awesome guy, but only because he has to represent his kind.The...
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Article:Rejected Titles For Rap Songs
• Golfin’ Wit My Glock • Sparkin’ My Blunt of Charity and Goodwill• Bitch Im’a Respect You• What Time Is It?? (Afternoon Tea!!)• Ganja in the Grocery Store• Lose Yourself (At...
KEEP READING - Monday, May 7 2007
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Article:
I Think So
The following are questions that make you answer, "I think so."- Is there a place that is half an hour ahead or behind another place? Likea half time zone?- Is steam also just H20?- Could you create a billion page document on Microsoft Word?- Is...
KEEP READINGBy Amir Blumenfeld 138 likes
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- Thursday, May 3 2007
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Article:The Perfect Girl vs. The Perfect Computer
More surprising similarities from two seemingly unrelated things. Both the perfect girl and the perfect computer should have: Sleek, solid constructions Several compliant ports Interior free of dust or...
KEEP READINGBy Chris Richman 54 likes
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