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79 total- Thursday, May 3 2007
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Article:What Can Be Learned From Watching Movies Set in the 50's
In the late 50's.... Everyone was Italian Popping your collar really was cool Every girl owned a pink jacket Every person wore a sweater or leather jacket You were either a nerd, jock, or greaser Motorcycles did not need ramps to...
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Pick-Up Lines of the Incredibly Creepy
You've seen them in the clubs, usually far away from the dance floor, clinging to the bar. They eye everything that comes through the door: big, small, male female, doesn't matter to them. If that's not enough for you, you can also weed out the...
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- Monday, Apr 30 2007
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Article:Several Exclaimations from the 1920's and two that aren't
Jimmy Christmas!Color me chartreuse!Blow me down!That's the bee's knees my boy!Pound me sideways with a strap-on!Peanuts!Fiddlesticks!Wow, the year 1982 really went by fast!
KEEP READINGBy Rob Plasschaert 25 likes
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- Friday, Apr 27 2007
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Trite Jokes You Would Hear Over And Over Again If You Worked As An Iron Smelter
Too hot for you?Gettin' a little hot and heavy here, isn't it?That's unexpected; some would even say "Ironic."Smelt you later!Lost your glasses on the job? Go check in the lost and Foundry!What radio station do you listen to work...oh wait, I...
KEEP READINGBy Rob Plasschaert 25 likes
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- Thursday, Apr 26 2007
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Alternate Titles for Loverboy's "Everybody's Working for the Weekend"
-Everybody's Working For The Respect of Their Father-Everybody's Working For A Vietnamese Sweatshop-Everybody's Working For K-Mart Because The Clinic Won't Give Everybody Their Methadone If They Can't Prove Legal Employment-Everybody's Working...
KEEP READINGBy Rob Plasschaert 10 likes
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Article:Why I Love Abercrombie and Fitch...
Man Oh Man, I Love Abercrombie and Fitch. It is totally is the coolest store in the mall. I heard last week it totally kicked Pac Sun's ass.Wow! Great Sleeveless PolosMichael Showalter calls The Human Giant to task when we talk about our comedic...
KEEP READINGBy Paul Scheer 25 likes
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- Wednesday, Apr 25 2007
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Article:Useless Things
Over the years I’ve come across a number of useless things that are not ironically used the most often by useless people. Read on to listen to me bitch about them.Paper Weights: Let me offer you an alternative to stationing an anvil on your...
KEEP READING - Thursday, Apr 19 2007
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Article:Being a Classroom Douchebag
Are you an attention-seeking whore? Do you feel like the only way to reinforce and validate your identity is through conspicuous conduct in the classroom? Do you have an overblown sense of self-consciousness that can only be alleviated by...
KEEP READINGBy Tristan Axelrod 34 likes
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- Thursday, Apr 12 2007
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Article:The College Humor Guide To The Age Of 19
19 sucks. It's a year of your life that you will inevitably piss away. So here’s a weekly planner for how to successfully do just that.Week 1. Resist using water until someone of the opposite sex mentions it Week 2. Teach a toddler a swear...
KEEP READINGBy Elaine Carroll 61 likes
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Article:8 Things I Learned From Watching Pro Wrestling
1. The manliest men always wear the least clothing.2. Face paint can only make you cooler.3. People from the Pacific Islands are all bloodthirsty savages who can't talk.4. Beating the crap out of your boss will get you a promotion.5. Chest hair is...
KEEP READING - Friday, Jan 12 2007
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Article:15 Psychology Terms That Could Easily Double As Awesome Band Names
Selective Distortion The Superegos Broca's Area Bystander Intervention Crystallized Intelligence The Double-Barreled Questions Fluid Intelligence Criterion Validity Catharsis The Inferential Statistics...
KEEP READINGBy Jake Klocksien 37 likes
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- Wednesday, Dec 31 1969
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Article:What Your Frisbee Throwing Style Says About You
Side-Armed One Finger Throw Guy"Bro, go farther. Back. Back. Back. Yeah, I'm just killing time before rugby. Bro, here it comes. You gotta catch that shit, buddy. By the way, I need that O.A.R. ticket back."Guy Who Throws the Frisbee like a...
KEEP READINGBy Brian Merusi 22 likes
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Article:10 Things That Sound Kind of Gay to Say--BUT TOTALLY AREN'T
Written by Scott C.Illustrated by Sam C. (Age 4) 10. "Neil Patrick Harris could have any man he wants."
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Article:Did You Know? Mother's Day
- Did you know that Mother's day is just like Father's day, but for chicks?- Did you know that your mother actually didn't like that pencil holder you gave her? She's never used it.- Did you know that the best Mother's Day gift is one that comes...
KEEP READINGBy FunBox Comedy 14 likes
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Article:Might-See TV
What am I thankful for this holiday? One thing: Daytime television. With no classes to attend and a house full of overbearing parents asking how I plan to pay for my student loans, the innocuous, mind-numbing programming below makes the holiday...
KEEP READINGBy Patrick Cassels 7 likes
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Article:So You've Graduated College!
One day, as horrifying as it may seem, you will have to leave college. No more waking up at 3:29 in the afternoon and then rushing out to show up late and still drunk to your 3:30 class. It's time to make something of yourself. What will YOU...
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Article:Effects of Alcohol on Speech
Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation CinnamonThings That Are Very Difficult To Say When You're Drunk Specificity British Constitution Passive-Aggressive...
KEEP READINGBy Johnny Charles 12 likes
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Article:Things I do on Saturdays that I immediately regret on Sunday morning
Play a 50-turn game of Mario PartyIt always seems like a great idea at the time--sitting with a bunch of friends, pulling out the old N64, and popping in Mario Party 2, clearly the best of the series. Yet after an hour, you often wonder why the...
KEEP READINGBy Will Riebel 8 likes
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Article:10 Things I'd Rather Do Than See Smashmouth in Concert
Buy Bret Michael's latest CDListen to Bret Michael's latest CDWatch my father cryListen to my father tell me what he's crying aboutBe locked in a dark room with Ron Howard's brotherConstantly have the soles of my shoes covered with double faced...
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