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Article:5 Cool Ways to Prove That You Are Cool
Do you ever find yourself thinking, "Am I cool?" If so, you are definitely not cool. Because everyone who is cool knows that doubting ones own coolness makes one uncool. But if you want to be cool, I can give you a few pointers.1. SmokeThis one is...
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Article:Rejected Movie Titles
"The Lambs Are Making Plenty of Noise""Life Is Okay""Someone Strikes The Empire""12 Men Who Are Pretty Good-Tempered, All Things Considered""To Maim A Mockingbird Slightly""Taxi Passenger""Peccadillo City""The Wind Is Still Here""Partially Metal...
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Article:Top 25 Car Names That Are Funny When The Word "Anal" Is Placed In Front Of Them
25. Frontier24. Ascender23. Excursion22. Diablo21. Defender 20. Vibe19. Commander18. Aviator17. Trooper16. Avalanche15. Odyssey14. Avenger13. Prowler12. Raider11. Breeze10. Trailduster 9. Quest 8. Legend 7. Amigo 6. Rodeo 5. Rampage 4....
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Article:
If Major Film Critics Reviewed Karen, This Girl I Know Who Gets Around a Lot
"Worth the cost of admission." "Bring your whole family. There's something for everyone." "You can lose yourself in this magical world again and again." "Anticlimactic." "You'll emerge sadder and wiser." "If Will Ferrell were...
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Article:Elementary School vs. College
Note: the first half of this article was written by a real-life 5th grader.--------------------------------------Dear David,My college is better than any elementary school. Although your points are valid, college life has benefits of its own....
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Article:Terror Alert Levels You Will Never See
High risk of having All That's Kel Mitchell give you an orange soda Severe risk of having kick-ass hair Elevated risk of having Ikea...
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Article:Bad Graduation Gift Ideas
A Briefcase: Oh, thanks Uncle Frank. You getting me this briefcase ensures that I’m supposed to work the same 9-5 office job that you've worked for that last 25 years while complaining about it and cheating on my wife with my secretary. (...
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Article:System Requirements
Consult your box side panel for details.World of Warcraft- Pentium 4 processor 2.4 ghz- 512mb RAM- desire to stay indoors for abnormal amounts of timeMicrosoft Access- 170 Mb of Disk Space- A boring jobMacBook- Internet Connection- $2000- Sense of...
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Article:Dr. Kevorkian Is Unemployed
Even though he's out of prison and has refused to resume his former position as "Dr. Death," Dr. Jack Kevorkian still has a few career options left: High School Guidance Counselor - What troubled teen wouldn't want to "rap" with "Dr. K." about...
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Article:When I Die...
When I die, I have made sure that my friends know what to do: 1. Put me in a Santa costume. 2. Find a few reindeer (dead, also). 3. Hire a small plane. 4. Take us up and throw us out.I'd prefer it if they do it around the time schools are...
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Article:Some Lesser Known Tchaikovsky Symphonies
The Mozart is an Overrated Prick Who Hasn't Got Nearly My Sense of Fashion,Concerto in D Minor. The I'm Not Gay But I Will Marry Whoever Shall Have Me...Somebody...Anybody...For God's Sake I'm So Alone, Overture The It's Surely a...
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Article:
The Dormwich
Ingredients after the jump!split1. Start with a rice cracker. Didn't your mom buy these for you the day you moved in? Yes.2. American cheese. It’s not a legit dormwich without a little patriotism. Come on. Support the troops. Plastic removal...
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Article:Modifications for a More Exciting "Double Dare"
"Slime" replaced with sulfuric acidMark Summers given loaded gunElectric eels released into Obstacle Course swimming poolAudience filled with convicted murderersRed and Blue "teams" identified as Crips and BloodsLosing team stabbedGrand-prize trip...
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Article:Useless Facebook Apps
Facebook Apps sure are something. They allow you to add customizable little widgets to your profile page. Some are useful and cool! (Like CollegeHumor's!) but some are pretty tame and useless. Here is a list of the most useless facebook apps:...
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Article:
Now That's What I Call Music!, Volume 550
1. Shaggy: "Take Off That Silver Unitard"2. 98 Degrees: "Beware them Morlocks, Y'all"3. Spice Girls: "You Own My Heart Like the Robot Overlords Own My Eyes and Tongue"4. Limp Bizkit: "Tonight We're Gonna Eat Like It's 1999"5. Blink 182: "The Lucky...
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Article:Random Thoughts
These are the things I think about I think we should stop capitalizing the word "I", because then people can tell when i am emphasizing that I am doing something. What do you call a man from India who gives you something and then wants it...
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Things You Don't Want to Hear From The Person Next To You as You Sit Down For Your 6-Hour Flight Home
"Have you found Jesus?""I may not be the best-looking person on this flight, but I'm the only one talking to you.""Do nose-hair trimmers count as electronic devices?""You can tell when your water breaks, right?"Hi, I'm from the future. May I share...
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Article:Other Cool Things You Could Do With $100 Billion
The Pentagon is seeking an additional $100 billion to finance the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. And that’s just the money they need for the next three months. Regardless of your position on the war I think it’s abundantly clear that...
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Article:Why I Don't Watch American Idol
Waiting for CSI: American Idol spin-off.Contestants rarely, if ever, murdered in "Running Man" style competition.Taylor Hicks can’t win every year.Real singing feels fake compared to Ashlee Simpson, Britney Spears style pop acts.Frustrated...
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Article:Best Places to Intern
As school ends, many college students are searching for the perfect summer internship that will not only give them valuable work experience in their field of study, but that will also be fun. Keeping the latter in mind, the following is a list of...
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