CollegeHumor: Lord Of The Rings Stuff This Month

CollegeHumor: Lord Of The Rings Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792940 No, You're Frodo Mon, 19 Oct 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792940 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.3fc86fae9d1470ed6013e7fafc3e1807.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-19 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824">Brian Murphy</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1116 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792370 Tripadvisor Reviews From The Movies Mon, 05 Oct 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792370 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2121802"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/5/collegehumor.218f593a64bda80e5dd9f085f32e7c93.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-05 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2121802">Tom Philip</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 90 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1776465 Seven Movie Posters That Almost Were Wed, 27 May 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1776465 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Traditionally, historians don't like to play "what if" with history. You can't change the past, so better to focus on what did happen, not what could have happened. Of course, while history majors were getting their PhD's, the rest of us were hanging around our dorms, wondering what it'd be like if some of our favorite films had went with their original leading men.

American Psycho
(Leonardo DiCaprio as Patrick Bateman)

Shortly after its publication in 1991, Bret Easton Ellis's notoriously violent 1991 novel was deemed "unfilmable." Of course in movie parlance "unfilmable" is shorthand for "unfilmable until sufficient hype is built up," and 10 years of rumors and unproduced scripts followed -- including talk of Johnny Depp in the lead role. But it was Leonardo DiCaprio who came closest to filling Patrick Bateman's blood-splattered tennis shoes when Lions Gate Films officially announced DiCaprio was cast as the film's lead. Fortunately, DiCaprio soon realized the hordes of 13-year-old girls who fell in love with him in Titanic may not be best served by seeing their idol chase a terrified hooker with a chainsaw, and the role went to Christan Bale.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1562982"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/5/collegehumor.a38249fddab8bb4c357d45a5e57a11dc.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-05-27 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1562982">Jeff & Patrick</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 214 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1909407 MY PRECIOUSSS Fri, 01 May 2009 13:18:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1909407 MY PRECIOUSSS nonadult comedy MY PRECIOUSSS lord of the rings, gollum, precious, rocks, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1909407"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/e/collegehumor.c0ffeb69b24620be80990e6e2e8d91a9.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1254978">joe</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 52 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1774607 Letters from Oprah's Book Club Mon, 27 Apr 2009 17:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1774607 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

06/30/08
Dear Readers-

A few years ago, you may recall our selection of bestselling memoir A Million Little Pieces came under fire after the revelation that numerous elements of that work were exaggerated, or outright fictionalized. Tears were shed, voices cried out in confusion, but together we rose above those difficult times by focusing all our anger and hate on that lying whore-son author James Frey.

My friends, I am a trusting, loving person. So this month, when my assistant brought me a copy of Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code, I thanked her and looked forward to reading the true memoirs of an adventuring, albino-fighting cryptologist. Well, it was certainly thrilling. But was it true? According to this Wikipedia article I just read, no. It wasn't.

And now Dan Brown must burn for his trespass.

I will not be made a fool of again. While we're waiting for my lawyers to locate and eviscerate Mr. Brown, let's try to put this behind us and look forward to next month's exciting selection: The Fellowship of the Ring, which looks to be an inspiring memoir about a struggling family of Little People competing to win an obscure New Zealand marathon race.

With love,
-Oprah

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1747720"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/b/collegehumor.688014cc4e3f51335e8cf30b65685d54.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-04-27 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1747720">Owen Parsons</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 33 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1773330 Aragorn Goes to My High School Fri, 03 Apr 2009 13:30:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1773330 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Auta miqula orqu.

Teacher: So who can tell me when the war of 1812 ended?
Jake: Um, was it 1-
Aragorn: I do not know what strength is in my blood, but I swear to you I will not let the White City fall, nor our people fail.
Jake: I was gonna say-
Teacher: Let Aragorn finish.
Jake: But he obviously doesn't know the answer...
Aragorn: Be at peace, Son of Gondor.
Teacher: Aragorn you get to be Valedictorian!

................................

Jake: Hey, Jessica... Um. Hi. I was wondering if. Do you wanna go to the prom with-
Aragorn: Lady Jessica. When we first met, I thought I had wandered into a dream.
Jessica: Oh... Aragorn.
Aragorn: Bind yourself to me, forsaking the immortal life of your people. And let me escort you to the Junior Prom.
Jessica: I'm going to french you on the tongue.
Jake: What did he say about binding?

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