CollegeHumor: Lottery Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1791189 The Musings of a Man Who Won the Lottery, Without Knowing How a Lottery Works Wed, 09 Sep 2009 12:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1791189 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Wow. Never in my wildest dreams did I ever imagine I'd have this much money!

It seems like only yesterday that I was living day to day, trying to make ends meet through my lowly job in public restroom maintenance.

In fact, it was yesterday... and it was only a week ago that I decided to suck it up and buy my ticket to a better life.

In hindsight, I can't see why I was so reluctant to ever buy into the whole lottery ?thing' in the first place. I guess I just didn't believe that it was possible to achieve such enormous wealth so quickly and easily!

I'm still coming to terms with the fact that this process is even logical... I mean, if it's really this easy, why doesn't everyone just go out and buy 9.5 million dollars?

It's really quite simple: You buy a ticket that costs eight dollars, and a few days later you exchange your ticket for 9.5 million dollars... hello??? Does any one else want to get in on this?!

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