CollegeHumor: Mall Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917599 Banana Tragedy Thu, 23 Jul 2009 11:52:55 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917599 Banana Tragedy nonadult comedy It's sad to see this happen when they are so ripe and fresh. banana suit, mall, prank, gorilla costume, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917599"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/c/collegehumor.7b7a48346e46979e9cec616c78ae7540.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 185 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1909779 That's not even his mom. She's a complete stranger. Tue, 05 May 2009 11:07:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1909779 That's not even his mom. She's a complete stranger. nonadult comedy That's not even his mom. She's a complete stranger. mom, kid, ouch, mean, mall, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1909779"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/6/collegehumor.8c7ab7bccd25c5723071d86611ca0f21.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 30 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1905367 Don't be fooled by his soft, fluffy exterior. That's a cold-hearted man on the inside. Sun, 29 Mar 2009 17:08:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1905367 Don't be fooled by his soft, fluffy exterior. That's a cold-hearted man on the inside. nonadult comedy Don't be fooled by his soft, fluffy exterior. That's a cold-hearted man on the inside. easter bunny, baby, crying, mall, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1905367"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/5/collegehumor.223345972319917a75e54a85cf239734.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 33 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1900700 "OMG, that's the mall Santa Claus during Christmas. I sat on his lap!" Thu, 26 Feb 2009 08:58:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1900700 "OMG, that's the mall Santa Claus during Christmas. I sat on his lap!" nonadult comedy "OMG, that's the mall Santa Claus during Christmas. I sat on his lap!" drag queen, mall, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1900700"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/1/collegehumor.5a7fbafefd53ac435794507103c33996.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1890848 "Have you ever seen the map of child predators in your area? Apparently we were standing on a landmark." Tue, 18 Nov 2008 08:14:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1890848 "Have you ever seen the map of child predators in your area? Apparently we were standing on a landmark." nonadult comedy "Have you ever seen the map of child predators in your area? Apparently we were standing on a landmark." that guy, mall, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1890848"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/1/collegehumor.2818584e3b9f955a8f20fc31445beb08.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 13 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1820686 Girl Spins On Escalator Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:30:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1820686 Girl Spins On Escalator nonadult comedy No wonder women love the mall. escalator, stunt, mall, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1820686"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/e/collegehumor.3b368c28b40cd9b1cd86257ea831ed09.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 614 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1819546 This is the food court at Racial Stereotypes R Us. Thu, 19 Jun 2008 02:38:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1819546 This is the food court at Racial Stereotypes R Us. nonadult comedy This is the food court at Racial Stereotypes R Us. racism, food, mall, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1819546"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/d/collegehumor.693728ecb39aaa5079b8961d09998b4d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1180778">ean:Hydro's sidekick</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 15 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1806179 Food Court Musical Mon, 10 Mar 2008 17:50:42 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1806179 Food Court Musical nonadult comedy Sixteen Improv Everywhere agents stage a musical in a Los Angeles shopping mall food court. musical, prank, ImprovEverywhere, mall, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1806179"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/c/collegehumor.8769ea19506c93b1664ab39c663a5ba6.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:389">Improv Everywhere</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 711 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1802984 Terrible Riddler costume. Sun, 24 Feb 2008 13:18:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1802984 Terrible Riddler costume. nonadult comedy Terrible Riddler costume. mall, escalator, batman, robin, catwoman, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1802984"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/5/collegehumor.30af3880ccf40a14a268a7658aa19f4d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 54 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1710083 My dad's the coolest. Every Saturday he lets me play by myself in Toys R Us for 3 hours! Sun, 22 Oct 2006 09:44:10 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1710083 My dad's the coolest. Every Saturday he lets me play by myself in Toys R Us for 3 hours! nonadult comedy My dad's the coolest. Every Saturday he lets me play by myself in Toys R Us for 3 hours! mall, hooters, toys r us, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1710083"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/7/collegehumor.bf22c00b2af457fdff0af5271d56ddad.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:34357">Brian</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 13 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1694675 "Free Picture Day at the mall." Wed, 28 Jun 2006 15:12:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1694675 "Free Picture Day at the mall." nonadult comedy "Free Picture Day at the mall." mall, thumbs up, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1694675"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/c/collegehumor.d2d185cc436fc001d00f7a8c516e1c7c.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:98088">Charles Stump</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 2 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:76610 "We bet my friend $10 he wouldn't jump into the mall fountain from the balcony; we lost $10." Mon, 25 Oct 2004 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:76610 "We bet my friend $10 he wouldn't jump into the mall fountain from the balcony; we lost $10." nonadult comedy "We bet my friend $10 he wouldn't jump into the mall fountain from the balcony; we lost $10." bet, dive, fountain, mall, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:76610"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/2/collegehumor.d2e05e19751047177a869992094287ed.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1738402 Guy Who Just Saw 300 For The First Time Goes To The Mall Food Court Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:46:40 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1738402 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Scene: Mall food court. Anywhere in America. Guy runs up to his two friends.

Friend 1: What took you so long?

Guy: Oh… my… god. I finally saw 300 last night. You guys HAVE to see it. It’s SOOO good.

Friend 2: Yeah, we saw it when it first came out in theatres.

Friend 1: It’s a great movie.

Guy: Great? It’s amazing! Oh man, it’s like the best movie ever. I can’t think of a better movie.

Friend 1: Yeah, it’s pretty good. You guys want to get lunch or something?

Guy: TONIGHT! WE DINE! IN PANDA EXPRESS!!!!!! Hehe, get it?

Friend 2: Yeah. I’m not really in the mood for Panda Express though.

Friend 1: Yeah, I really don’t want Chinese food.

Guy: THE THOUSAND CHOICES OF THE LAKEVIEW MALL FOOD COURT DESCEND UPON YOU.

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