Wait a minute! You CAN die from it? My 7th Grade gym teacher was right, it must have been his first time too.
"A Check + really would've blown my mind to new heights"
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92
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2 weeks ago
Why, what did you think that book was about?
High Times new daily edition.
From my heart and from my hand, why don't people understand?
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73
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6 months ago
It was a little too sticky.
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67
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6 months ago
It runs on sour diesel.
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71
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7 months ago
Leave the weed out of this! Take me instead!
Event his guy can find boobies at Mardi Gras.
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0
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8 months ago
I'm going to let you off with a warning and a novelty photograph this time, but don't let me catch you again.
I'm so ripped. Hey you know what I could go for? OATMEAL! I'm totally craving some oatmeal. That's a weird word isn't it? Oatmeal. Oatmeaaaal. Oaaaaaaaaatmeeeal.
Students have over 100 words for pot.
The rasta pasta sauce is what it sounds like though. These are hippie comm majors, after all.
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78
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10 months ago
See? Going to class high can be productive.
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46
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1 year ago
A presumably organic pumpkin.
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13
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1 year ago
There's nothing like pooping high.
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116
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1 year ago
NINTENDO SIXTY FOURR!!! AHHHHHHH!!!! YES! YES! YES!
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137
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1 year ago
The edge of the world.
You want bongs? I've got twenty!
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98
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1 year ago
Witches? Really?
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1 year ago
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