The frog suit is useless, but at least it makes sense. Frogs swim, raccoons don't fly.
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2 years ago
Look out Mario, the princess has gone wild!
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17
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2 years ago
Sorry princess, Mario is in another castle.
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2 years ago
You're all too white and nerdy.
We've seen regular Mario and Luigi, but these are the first two who spit fire.
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0
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2 years ago
No no no, it has to be green.
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2 years ago
So when Donkey Kong kidnapped Mario's girlfriend, she was just bait?
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5
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2 years ago
It's wonderful that there's a whole subgenre of Mario costumes.
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6
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2 years ago
Mario & Luigi took some bad mushrooms that only worked on their hands.
3 wiiks until the Wii comes out.
Koop-o-lantern.
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10
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2 years ago
It's-a-me-o-lantern
Super Smashed Bros.
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10
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2 years ago
Oh great, girls found out about Mario Kart.
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60
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2 years ago
Note to self... don't leave the key to your apartment with 2 chicks that have an Office Depot charge account.
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2 years ago
I'm going to take a break from wasting my time on video games to waste my time carving pumpkins.
It would be awesome to play this game, but how would he fit down the pipes?
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2 years ago
2 players
>4 players
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2 years ago
A young Bill O'Reilly introduces a news report about a new fad that's sweeping the nation in 1988: Nintendo!
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2 years ago
Probably why they invented graph paper.
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2 years ago
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