Dear Mario, please come to the castle. I have baked a cake for you.
"My Mom still isnt speaking to me. BEST GRAD EVER!"
Because the shirt wasn't enough!
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1 year ago
Possibly the last decision he will ever be allowed to make.
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95
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1 year ago
Someone should just develop a pixel shaped tattoo gun.
"It's about 6,550 blocks."
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2 years ago
Only problem is everyone keeps jumping on my feet.
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2 years ago
I always hated the snow levels.
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2 years ago
I've been staring at it for 10 minutes, and I still don't think I got everything on this awesome beer pong table.
It was all fun and games until he started murdering turtles.
"In my spare time I street-chalk Mario sprites on buildings. Here are a few." Awesome.
"We accept cash, credit, and gold coins."
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2 years ago
The ghost is blue, Mario must have just eaten a power pill.
Oh sure, Yoshi's a pal - until you get to a haunted castle.
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2 years ago
The frog suit is useless, but at least it makes sense. Frogs swim, raccoons don't fly.
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2 years ago
Look out Mario, the princess has gone wild!
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2 years ago
Sorry princess, Mario is in another castle.
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2 years ago
You're all too white and nerdy.
We've seen regular Mario and Luigi, but these are the first two who spit fire.
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2 years ago
No no no, it has to be green.
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2 years ago
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