CollegeHumor: Mario Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927576 If he catches you picking it up to take a swig, he turns the tea ice cold. Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:34:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927576 If he catches you picking it up to take a swig, he turns the tea ice cold. nonadult comedy If he catches you picking it up to take a swig, he turns the tea ice cold. food sign, ghost, mario, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927576"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/b/collegehumor.36940dc117f9e7df7e3fcedbe2bc5615.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:12660">SarahBrownEyes</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:391"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 8 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924706 Dr. Mario With Lyrics Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:18:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924706 Dr. Mario With Lyrics nonadult comedy What kind of a Doctor is he? Oh, he's a plumber? mario, video games, music video, dr mario, nintendo, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924706"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/2/collegehumor.1f3eed4b34c01f0689b8ef227d046189.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1226311">Brentalfloss</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 214 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925324 Dead Mario Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:04:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925324 Dead Mario nonadult comedy I thought he just threw up his arms and fell off the screen. mario, zombie, halloween2009, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925324"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/f/collegehumor.ad3e367b6708d26961741b1fce5b4a20.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1697498">Dutch Rudder</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:917"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 4 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925339 Mario Party Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:49:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925339 Mario Party nonadult comedy Shouldn't the Princess be a Prince? mario, halloween2009, girls play videogames, group costume, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925339"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/2/collegehumor.6878b4c1527fc0dad0473b72c47a2b87.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1606147">jmugg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:522"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 21 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1926449 Luigi Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:26:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1926449 Luigi nonadult comedy "And another thing. Why don't you ever let me go first, Mario! You never listen stupid little Italian man." halloween2009, mario, luigi, sexy something, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1926449"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/9/collegehumor.3be20eb4aec5c4d3de37a829bb729270.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 69 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925512 Yoshi Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:58:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925512 Yoshi nonadult comedy He accidentally jumped off a cliff later that night. halloween2009, mario, yoshi, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925512"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/f/collegehumor.c9a0e54834cabbd1f3d7d7bfa3e483c5.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925512">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1924675 Mario Kart Crew Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:27:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1924675 Mario Kart Crew nonadult comedy I wouldn't mind watching Toad spin out. halloween2009, mario, mario kart, group costume, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1924675"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/0/collegehumor.9a5606e07cfd285f87e45050db74086f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1297992">Brandon</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 12 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923796 Toad Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:59:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923796 Toad nonadult comedy Toad got tired of being pushed around on Rainbow Road and started hitting the gym. halloween2009, mario, toad, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923796"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/2/collegehumor.d5bcac89d644b15d601ba882e22c593d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923805 Mario and Liugi Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:44:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923805 Mario and Liugi nonadult comedy They definitely get 1 UP from me. halloween2009, mario, luigi, sexy something, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923805"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/8/collegehumor.640d9d39130d492afe4b7e885d053cb7.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2204148">Megan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:763"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 20 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1924099 Be careful when this is lit, it moves closer when you're not looking. Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:03:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1924099 Be careful when this is lit, it moves closer when you're not looking. nonadult comedy Be careful when this is lit, it moves closer when you're not looking. halloween2009, mario, ghost, jackolantern, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1924099"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/f/collegehumor.6cc546e9f465eaebbf134cdffce3976a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2022907">Erin</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1146"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 6 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923755 Mario Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:38:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923755 Mario nonadult comedy "It's a me, Mario" really doesn't make sense. It is a me? What the hell does that mean? halloween2009, mario, nerdy, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923755"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/3/collegehumor.b5ac2c921f81934623c28533395b0409.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923503 Who's the real greenman now, Luigi? Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:03:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923503 Who's the real greenman now, Luigi? nonadult comedy Who's the real greenman now, Luigi? halloween2009, mario, luigi, the mad hatter, the queen of hearts, green man <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923503"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/1/collegehumor.2cb96ea7882efc39cb22fb21db35dd10.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:854354">Cap</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922595 Mario and Princess Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:44:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922595 Mario and Princess nonadult comedy Their pitbull pretty much has to go as Bowser now. mario, princess, halloween2009, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922595"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/8/collegehumor.7c8a64fec69f7f38a8eb54987ee41559.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:93562">Dunky</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:108"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922311 Now there's a real game you can waste countless hours on. Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:07:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922311 Now there's a real game you can waste countless hours on. nonadult comedy Now there's a real game you can waste countless hours on. farmville, mario, kirby, pacman, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922311"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/d/collegehumor.19ed1bee335dbaf877e0486d59bd701c.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1409072">Jimzeez</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:265"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 23 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793408 Videogame University Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:41:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793408 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1657072"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/8/collegehumor.06098b8bb7a6234c386249d817f7bddb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-23 17:41:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1657072">Conor McKeon</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:529"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1019 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921626 I wonder if you can eat the psychedelic mushrooms in Farmville. Sat, 17 Oct 2009 05:35:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921626 I wonder if you can eat the psychedelic mushrooms in Farmville. nonadult comedy I wonder if you can eat the psychedelic mushrooms in Farmville. farmville, mario, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921626"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/d/collegehumor.d23eaf436f6a69515d4f407d95b4fc01.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 18 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922818 Nintendo Jazz Odyssey Fri, 09 Oct 2009 11:50:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922818 Nintendo Jazz Odyssey nonadult comedy Miles Davis cites Nintendo as his biggest inspiration. nintendo, music, jazz, mario, punch out, game video games <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922818"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/f/collegehumor.30fe8cf4c59b7df5c17724ef86a7c0a1.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 146 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792503 King Koopa Becomes Bowser Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792503 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Koopa Troopa, Goomba, Shy Guy and Bob-omb sit in a pub. 

Hey guys!

Troopa: How much longer they got you walking between those two pipes?

Goomba: Two more weeks on the job, then I'm retired. I can't wait to see my kids again.

King Koopa enters.

King Koopa: Hey guys!

Everyone: Hey, King Koopa! 

King Koopa: Ha, yeah, about that actually. You guys can just call me Bowser now.

Everyone looks confused.

Goomba: Bowser? What's Bowser?

King Koopa: It's my new nickname. You know, I'm a big turtle dinosaur, and everyone bows before me. I am the Bow-saur! Or Bowser, cause that's easier to say.

Goomba: That's retarded.

King Koopa crushes Goomba.

Troopa: Oh my god! Well, I definitely think it's cool!

King Koopa: Thanks! I knew I could count on you guys. So it's settled, I'm Bowser from now on.

Shy Guy: I don't know. What was wrong with just being King Koopa?

King Koopa: Uh, well... it's just that "King Koopa" was my father's name. And his father's, and his father's before that. That's kind of how monarchy works, you know? I figured it was time for a change.

Bob-omb: So this has nothing to do with the fact that someone spray-painted "King Poopa" all over your castle last week?

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