Well, there goes my fantasy team.

This is actually a lot like this anime I once saw.

Usually I only date division 1 mascots, but he's got a great sense of humor.

Sorry Syracuse, you still have the worst mascot.

"Sometimes students offer things to Testudo in exchange for good grades."

Later, the eagle tried to distract him by teasing the removal of his jersey.

The only thing more amazing than the Rhode Island School of Design's mascot Scrotie is the fact that the Rhode Island School of Design has a sports program.

Testud-o-lantern

Badger-o-lantern.

All I said was I had pictures of him grabbing Grimace in inappropriate places, and all of a sudden he wanted to step to.

"Gayest mascot ever?"

"He never saw me coming."

Daddy, how come the Husky smells like Uncle Jerry?

Hahaha it totally looks like you are giving the foul pole the shocker dude!

I'm going to assume this is intentional. Yeah.

If only this was my school's mascot. We'd win like, everything.

Creepiest town mascot ever, Keswick ON

"We risked going to jail because we wanted to be on CH.com so badly. A little breaking and entering to steal our schools mascot suit, and his friend the gorilla so we could give you the first ever mascot shocker!!!"

This picture should be what everbody in the future thinks of when they hear the word "drunk."

"Dartmouth College's newest mascot... Keggy the Keg"