Wrong! I masturbated BEFORE I came to Taco Bell, as I always do.
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2 years ago
Amazing hood ornament.
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2 years ago
Ooooh a shake. Yeah, I think I will try that.
My friend apparently had a really runny nose.
Likely part of a plot by the large, non-portable container industry.
Something is fishy - who goes to the library at 2:18 am?
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2 years ago
My Righthand's favorite movies include Old School and Boondock Saints.
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2 years ago
Read the star like it's a letter.
This means you can now masturbate anywhere this sign isn't.
"It was like this when we found it!"
Let me guess - freshman dorm?
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2 years ago
One week into Freshman year and they are already the best of friends.
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2 years ago
Remember that guy who got caught masturbating in the public library? So does the local news, and it's sentencing time...
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2 years ago
See if you can guess the puzzle on this hysterical gameshow blooper. Hint: it is not a banana in a top hat masturbating.
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2 years ago
What's more embarrassing than getting caught masturbating in the library? Getting caught on camera by the news.
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2 years ago
Now who's sinning, Jesus? Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. I know you've got a brand name to protect.
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2 years ago
The one good thing about newspapers - the police blotter.
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3 years ago
Psssst.... wanna watch a dog masturbate for 45 seconds?
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3 years ago
Mucho Gracias
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3 years ago
It doesn't get much worse than being caught masturbating, unless what you are masturbating to is World of Warcraft.
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3 years ago
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