Vulgar Corn Nuts Radio Ad

They're only snack food you need a fake ID or fake mustache to buy.

Ernest Borgnine's Secret to Immortality

"No, it definitely has nothing to do with my vigorous calisthenics routine or high beet-juice diet."

Caught in the Act

At least he wasn't jerking off to Sim Ant.

Slow Jerkin'

The Whitest Kids U Know explore the fine line between office fun and sexual harassment.

Splinter Has it Bad for April

Once you go black belt, you never go back... belt.

Animals Masturbating

A video montage that gives the people what they really want.

Caught in the Act

The most observant mother of all time. Also the creepiest mother of all time.

Sensual Gorilla

You would think she'd be using a banana.

Remember that guy who got caught masturbating in the public library? So does the local news, and it's sentencing time...

See if you can guess the puzzle on this hysterical gameshow blooper. Hint: it is not a banana in a top hat masturbating.

What's more embarrassing than getting caught masturbating in the library? Getting caught on camera by the news.

Psssst.... wanna watch a dog masturbate for 45 seconds?

It doesn't get much worse than being caught masturbating, unless what you are masturbating to is World of Warcraft.

Ever see a monkey use his cage to masturbate? Would you like to?

A real life masturbating bear. Eat your heart out Conan O'Brian.

The Texas Tech bell ringer.

Absolutely astounding video of a kitty playing with himself.

Caught In The Act

so awkward *shudders*

15th Street - Masturbation

Tomfoolery is afoot on 15th Street when Andrew discovers something disturbing about Tim.

Revenge Gone Disturbing

My buddy walked in on me and my girlfried so I decided to get him back. Somehow he got me again.........