I hope you know what you're doing and didn't accidentally write them a two million dollar check.

"Twice a day keeps the math away!"

"Please expand."

If I understood what the hell you were talking about I wouldn't have to worry about studying.

and 2 proof readers.

Yankees fans aren't known for their math skills.

Bad math is the greatest viking tradition of all.

"Cellphone pic from trig class. Has no idea we lust after her all class."

"Eight million, five thousand hundred."

Is it still nerdy if there are four topless girls in the room?

"I'm tired of these wanna-be nerd tattoos. Check out this one of the Divergence Theorem (Electrical Engineering majors will understand)." The tattoos and the whatnow?

Happy Belated Pi Day everybody.

No matter how old he grows, this tattoo will always represent the ratio between his arm's circumference to its diameter.

I don't get why this is funny. ME WANT BOOBIES!

"Thats gonna be a lovely black square in 20 years."

Isn't 1/2 bigger than 1/3? Hint: imagine a pizza pie.

Mathlete + (NattyLite x 30) - (Inhibitions) = Horrible Tattoo

Physics are so sexy.

The answer, for those who were wondering, is 14.

It's surprising the abstinence movement isn't completly sweeping the nation with their retarded slogans.