You'll never take me alive!

"This is from a football Saturday at Notre Dame. We were walking by this group of kids playing football. My friend told them he would give them $100 if they kicked the ball off to him and he didn't run it back for a touchdown. He ran past most of the kids fairly easily, but 'had' to stiff arm the last kid."

The illiterate and the Amish are the two groups you can safely make fun of on the Internet.

The canine FBI has started publishing a most wanted list. This dog is responsible for at least ten feline murders across four states. Let us know if you have any information on his whereabouts.

His frat brothers ambushed him, tied him up, bought 5 parakeets and bird seed. He was screaming, "They're biting me" as he was being pecked by the birds.

"My buddy Charlie decided to invite some fat girls back to our hotel room. As soon as they showed up one passed out on the floor between the wall and the bed and the other on the bed face down, ass in the air. They wouldn't wake up so we took one's dignity by using her ass as a fast food table. Then we woke them up and kicked them out."

It's not as ridiculous as it seems, this picture was taken in Korea.

That's just mean!

"I wonder if he knew..."

"I love it when I make the paper."

Congrats dude, you outsmarted the squirrel.

"CocaCola sets the bar for acceptable advertising."

my halloween costume got some great looks this year!

This sure is uplifiting and respectful... Riiight.

Talk about taking the fun out of life.

Hide 'em if ya got 'em.