CollegeHumor: Michael Phelps Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1900671 "Sometimes I just feel like I could swim too, ya know? Like... if only I could breath under water!" Tue, 17 Feb 2009 13:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1900671 "Sometimes I just feel like I could swim too, ya know? Like... if only I could breath under water!" nonadult comedy "Sometimes I just feel like I could swim too, ya know? Like... if only I could breath under water!" michael phelps, bong, hit, weed, olympian, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1900671"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/8/collegehumor.7e7367d3bdfe50521c2158e831be1181.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1924984">Delta Xi 1834</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 9 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1899076 There's only one way to truly start the morning. Wake and bake baby, wake and bake. Thu, 12 Feb 2009 16:28:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1899076 There's only one way to truly start the morning. Wake and bake baby, wake and bake. nonadult comedy There's only one way to truly start the morning. Wake and bake baby, wake and bake. weedies, wheaties, michael phelps, olympics, cereal, breakfast of champions weed <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1899076"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/d/collegehumor.939a9b1322242d90f6db639d9dd101f5.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 37 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1770247 Michael Phelps does 25 Random Things About Me on Facebook Wed, 04 Feb 2009 17:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1770247 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
1. I am good at swimming.  Like, really good.  The best.  Ha!  Isn't that weird?  To, like, be the best in the world at something.  So weird.  

2. I legit like Wheaties.  They're awesome.  I'm eating some right now.  I'm pretty much taking a spoonful of peanut butter and dipping it in the Wheaties box so some Wheaties get stuck on the peanut butter and then I eat it.  Sooooooo F*cking Good.  

3. This video is so funny.  http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1899220  LOL.  I've def been like that kid before  All like, "is this real life."  

4. Have you guys seen Eternal Sunshine?  I have.  Sick.

5. Straight up, Chinese people are tiny.  Like little Oompa Loompas.  LOL!  Did you know that in the book of Willy Wonka they say the Oompa Loompa's are from, like, darkest Africa or something?  They had to change it for the movie cuz it's racist.  Why are people racist, right?  It sucks that some people are that ignorant. 
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Here is the EXCLUSIVE UNSEEN camera angle of 2nd place, Milorad Cavic. sketch comedy, swimming, olympics, michael phelps, sports, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1827221"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/e/collegehumor.a666a1bcda6b26c92eb9ea8e84fd1c3f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1562385">Magic Hugs</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 736 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1827680 Michael Phelps Breakfast in Five Minutes Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:30:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1827680 Michael Phelps Breakfast in Five Minutes nonadult comedy From the CollegeHumor Live Show: Major League Eater Crazy Legs Conti attempts to consume Michael Phelps' breakfast in less than five minutes -- Three pancakes, three french toasts, three fried egg sandwiches, a bowl of grits, an omelet and two cups of coffee. food challenge, collegehumor live nyc, michael phelps, CH Originals, gross, CH Sketches chlive <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1827680"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/9/collegehumor.874b528df420f02597473229e9eef338.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 246 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[It wasn't easy getting Michael Phelps from Beijing back to his tank at SeaWorld]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:196352 Fri, 22 Aug 2008 08:00:05 -0400 <![CDATA[That Michael Phelps, what a fatass]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:195683 Thu, 14 Aug 2008 08:00:00 -0400