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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2124325"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/7/collegehumor.6eee67493ad6ea1b928120078bed4e65.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-08-27 13:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2124325">Kevin and Ben</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 326 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1919101 Microsoft Fune Wed, 19 Aug 2009 11:32:51 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1919101 Microsoft Fune nonadult comedy What if your smart phone could run Windows AND AOL? sketch comedy, ucb comedy, microsoft, phone, internet, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1919101"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/f/collegehumor.0346f00361f5941af4ad6c9fe99541eb.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1732149">UCBComedy</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 67 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[That's a weird URL for Microsoft to own]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:220478 Tue, 04 Aug 2009 08:00:03 -0400 <![CDATA[Really, Microsoft? 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