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5. That Person Who Lives On Your Floor Freshman Year
You don't know them now, and you won't know them later. Friending them 2 weeks into college just assures you'll be consistently invited to events from whatever obscure club they joined to actually make friends until you finally de-friend them senior year. And you'll still feel bad doing it.













4. Your Boss
Just because you sling espresso drinks together at Starbucks on the weekends does NOT mean you'll want to see his family pictures. Kiss any work-related FML's goodbye or expect an awkward comment both on Facebook and when you don the green apron.







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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2137237"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/a/collegehumor.5acc24905249c461d51032da3fb7ee6a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-11 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2137237">Emily</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 188 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793286 Wingman Mom Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793286 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Guy: So, where are you from originally?


Girl: Well I was born in Rhode Island, then I moved here in '98 when-

Mom: Oh! '98! That takes me back. You know, the first time Greg's stepfather and I made love was after we went to see Shakespeare In Love.

Guy: Mom! You're meant to be talking to the ugly one. Get in the game!

Girl: ... So, how about you? Where are you from?

Mom: Greg... Greeeeg.

Guy: What?

Mom: Why are we in a booth? Do you realize that by being in a booth, three quarters of your vision is impaired? How can we find you a wife-

Guy: Girl.

Mom: Girl, if you can't see anything. You have to think about these things to score to your full potential.
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