'Monologues' Articles
12 total- Thursday, Mar 13 2008
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Article:Back From Break
DUUDES! MY DUDES! How the hell are you guys, how was your break? Awesome, yeah, me too, I had a totally awesome blow-out spring break. Just decided to go for broke, let loose, ya feel me? What? Mexico? Nah, bro, everyone goes there....
KEEP READINGBy Sean Curry
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- Monday, Feb 11 2008
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Article:A Man Calls Domino's, Wondering The Whereabouts of His Pizza
Hello? How do you do. I don't mean to cause a great deal of trouble here but it has now been over one hour since I ordered my sausage, pepperoni, and onion pizza from your establishment. It is currently thirty minutes past the estimated delivery...
KEEP READINGBy Jake Klocksien 152 likes
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- Friday, Jan 25 2008
- Wednesday, Jan 2 2008
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Article:Dude, don't even bother, cause I got the star!
You might as well quit right now buddy, cause quess what? I got the illustrious gold star, yeah that's right, call your mom and tell her that you are coming home early cause I am taking your ass out of commission for the rest of the night. But I...
KEEP READINGBy Josh Krebs 44 likes
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- Tuesday, Dec 4 2007
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Article:20 Years 3 Months
What do you mean you won't let me in? Are you being serious? Is this a joke? Where's the hidden camera? Of course I'm 21, why else would I try to get into this bar showing my real I.D.?Well no, I don't think YOU understand. 9 months until I'm 21...
KEEP READINGBy Jeff Rosenberg 47 likes
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- Wednesday, Sep 26 2007
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Article:The Honest Intro to Psychology Professor
I’m glad you were able to make it to my office hours. It’s been a few weeks since classes started, and I’ve been meaning to talk to you. I’m just not impressed by your knowledge base. I expect you to know everything in this...
KEEP READINGBy Steve Hofstetter 29 likes
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- Monday, Sep 24 2007
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Article:Gym Time Baby
Yea that’s right, its gym time baby. You know how I know its gym time? Cause I can feel the fucking pump! I can feel my veins expanding with every scoop of Nitro Shock Shotgun Blast. I can feel my body’s muscles infusing with all 3 lbs...
KEEP READING - Thursday, Aug 2 2007
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Article:Warning Signs
OK, let’s see here, Mr. Billings, right? Great. Well, I took a look over your application and I have to say it looks fantastic. As you know, we have pretty strict hiring standards here at Brist County Bank and Trust and I’m happy to...
KEEP READINGBy Streeter Seidell 51 likes
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- Tuesday, Jul 31 2007
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Article:The World's Worst Father Informs His Children He and Their Mother are Splitting Up
Hey kids, wake up. We need to have a talk. Huh? I don’t know, about 2 AM, I think. Listen, I have to tell you all something. It's about your mother and I. But before I do, I want you to know that no matter what happens, we’re going to...
KEEP READINGBy Patrick Cassels 30 likes
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- Thursday, Jul 26 2007
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Closure: The Magical Summer Fling Goodbye
“Mandy, these two months at camp felt like a fantasy – our instant bond, the passion we felt for each other… your warm skin against mine for the first time, here on this dock by the lake. To be here with you, the sun setting in...
KEEP READINGBy Dan Gurewitch 28 likes
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- Wednesday, Dec 31 1969
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Article:Son, we found your pot and we're very disappointed. Also, we need the number for your dealer.
Jim? Jim! James Winningham get in here right now! Oh I'll tell you what the big deal is young man. Sit down. Earlier today, your mother was cleaning in your room and she found...well, just show him, Emily. Yep. You know what that is? Of course you...
KEEP READINGBy JohnnyNutty 18 likes
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Article:Camp Counselor Buddy Jones Gives a Pep Talk
Gather 'round, kiddos! We've got a choice for afternoon activity. Softball with Pete or Arts and Crafts with Bianca. If you want softball, raise your hand. Hands down. Arts and Crafts, raise your hand. Anyone? Well, okay, don't cheer yet. That was...
KEEP READINGBy Hallie Cantor 8 likes
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