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	<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:41:00 -0400</pubDate>
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	<title>Try one-upping that Mother's Day gift.</title>
	<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 16:28:00 -0400</pubDate>
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	<title>&quot;You're steering mommy now, honey. So be sure to look both ways.&quot;</title>
	<pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2007 09:03:00 -0400</pubDate>
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	<title>The Maternacord</title>
	<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2007 10:25:47 -0400</pubDate>
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	<title>Hockey Mom</title>
	<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 10:44:12 -0400</pubDate>
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	<title>Shortest Mother</title>
	<pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2007 13:36:43 -0400</pubDate>
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	<title>&quot;This was my mothers Christmas present.&quot;</title>
	<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2005 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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	<title>&quot;The Cell&quot; Excerpt</title>
	<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 14:14:49 -0400</pubDate>
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	<title>If Internet Ads Behaved Like Your Jewish Mother</title>
	<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 17:49:34 -0400</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[<strong><div class="left_a3 small_a3 noborder_a3"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/d/collegehumor.20e72c71cae2fec9f31a353dc962cb0b.jpg" width="150"  /></div>Make $1000 a day at home!!! </strong>&ndash; Shirley&rsquo;s son, Michael &ndash; you met him at Ruth&rsquo;s wedding &ndash; well he&rsquo;s becoming a cardiologist. What have <em>you</em> been doing these last few days?<br   /><br   /><strong>FrEE viAGrA!!!! </strong>&ndash; I know, I know, you don&rsquo;t need it. All I&rsquo;m saying is, try it. Fine, give it your brother then, what do I know? I'm just an old woman.<br   /><br   /><strong>Be Debt Free in 1 month!!</strong> &ndash; Look at all these bills!! This is why I told you to cut out those coupons from Sunday&rsquo;s paper. You wouldn&rsquo;t be in this mess if you had just listened to me. You&rsquo;ve made your father very disappointed. <br   /><strong><br   />100% FREE XXX WEBCAMS!!</strong> &ndash; Why haven&rsquo;t you found yourself a nice girl yet? That Laura was really special. Yes, I know, she was interested in Maureen, but still you could have tried harder. Any girl would be lucky to have you. They always tell me how good looking you are. <br   /><strong><br   />Samir is a Nigerian infant. You can help feed him with just your credit card number.</strong> &ndash; See how thin he is? All skin and bones! He just needs a little nosh. I&rsquo;m sure your sister would be happy to help. She was always the kind one.</>
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