A somewhat failed attempt at replicating The Dark Knight's Tumbler with escaping BatPod.

Couldn't afford training wheels.

Spare tire slowing you down?

You think that's something, you should see him jump it over ten buses.

Oxymoron of the day - motorcycle child safety seat.

Don't ever let them tell you what you can and can't do.

The rare male tramp stamp. I guess motorcycles don't have mud flaps, and you need to express yourself somehow.

I'm not interested in any mode of transportation that doesn't allow you the freedom to take off your own bra.

Because a motorcycle by itself isn't a large enough phallic symbol.

Why are women so attracted to men who ride motorcycles?

Hold on tight honey, I'm going to see if I can lose the cops.

Get an adorable helmet on that dog!

Bartering is making a comeback.

Shouldn't that dog be wearing an adorable doggy helmet?

In a pinch, the wheelchair makes a great sidecar.

Let this be a lesson to all of you: If a relative has a strange dying wish, it's best not to promise to fulfill it.

A cooler you can ride around on. Is the Cruzin' Cooler the greatest invention of the past 25 years? Before you answer, notice that it comes with a sidecar for your dog.

I know we're asking a lot here for the 'pictures' section, but just read it.

Is there anything more badass than riding a motorcycle with a chainsaw on your back? Maybe, you can't see see if he's smoking a cigar too.

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