Moviegoing: An Epic Quest

THE DEADLY CHOICEJust when you think you're home free, a new obstacle presents itself. It's time to choose a seat. You must strike the delicate balance between two evils: the neck-breaking front row, or so far in the back that you're in the front...

GI Joe Recruitment Posters

Or, Why I Would Be More Inclined To Join GI Joe Over Other Branches Of The Military. Illustrations by super 'tern Bree Goodrow.

James Cameron Reacts to Terminator Salvation

Art by the mellow, yellow Happy Happy Happy Man.

Failed Terminator Models

Six Movies You Should Only Watch While Stoned

Why It (Will) Suck: It's being produced by The Asylum, a company who's main gig is producing shoddy versions of existing blockbusters, giving them similar titles (Transmorphers, I Am Omega), and marketing them to confused grandparents. Think about...

Movie Posters By An Ad Company That Clearly Never Saw The Movie

Art by illustratastic Intern Bree Goodrow

Reviews For The Next Six Indiana Jones Movies

Indy 10  - Indiana Jones and the End of DaysCritically revered and adored by fans, the appeal of the stunning visuals and compelling narrative is somewhat undercut by film's documentary status. Spielberg's continued presence as director,...

10 Fictional Camps You Do Not Want To Send Your Kids To

Summer camp is a favorite topic of movie and TV writers to set their stories. I mean, it's got it all: sexy lifeguards, easily-killed children and absentee police forces.  What's not to love?  Here are ten fictional summer camps you'll...

If Samuel L. Jackson Lines Followed The "Snakes on a Plane" Formula

When Good Videogames Meet Bad Movies

So it turns out that videogame developers like to make movie crossovers of their games for personal entertainment, and it turns out their movie taste is horrible. Anyways, I stumbled upon a few of these lost treasures and thought I'd share them...

Young Indiana Jones and the LiveJournal of Angst

Upcoming Film Adaptations of Nick Game Shows

Five Heroes Who Did Nothing and Saved the Day

1. Indiana Jones (Raiders of the Lost Ark/Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade)While an epic battle rages outside, Luke battles with his daddy issues. Luke managed to semi-redeem the most terrible person ever while the fate of the galaxy hung in the...

Letters Home From Camp Crystal Lake

7 Honest Movie Titles

Top 10 Movie Roles Taken In Order to Make-Out With a Hot Chick

If you've seen Entourage you know that a lot more goes through an actor's mind when choosing a movie than just whether or not it has a good script and a good director. Sometimes, extraneous factors camouflage a script's flaws and a director's...

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor IMDb Goofs

Kids Review Wall-E

Wall-E was great, everybody can agree. But was it a kids' movie? Did children understand the adult themes? We took kids away from their parents (by subtly changing the hands they were holding) as they left the theater to see what the youth of...