Illustrated by Barrett Kern.
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When good music meets good movies, it's a beautiful thing. When great music meets terrible movies, it's a hilarious thing. Here are 10 classic singles originally written for 10 not-so-classic films.Stevie Wonder, "I Just Called to Say I Love You" (...
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4 months ago 
Led ZeppelinAlright, so this band lives up to some the hype. Bonham was a violent alcoholic who died from choking on his own vomit, the entire band did a lot of drugs for a long time, and lets not even talk about the sex. Of course, while...
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Illustrated by Breanna Goodrow
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6 months ago 
It's gone from snowing to kinda good weather lately which means that before we know it the time will be here for us all to crank up the summer tunes and get in that bbq party spirit. To get extra psyched, make sure you include these bad boys in...
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9 months ago 
I've enjoyed almost everything I've seen and done in my lifetime so far, and while I see logic in the apothegm "Type A personalities MAKE things happen, Type B personalities LET things happen," I am, in general, a firm believer that things occur...
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Chuck E. Cheese: Alright, from the top! No one leaves 'til we get this down.Helen Henny: C'mon Chuck, you've had us locked up here forever.Mr. Munch: Yeah, we could use a break.Chuck E. Cheese: We don't stop. We never, ever stop. From the top...
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1 year ago 
Reporter: Rick, how do you respond to the rumors going around that you once worked in a prison as a correctional officer?Rick Ross: Aww hell nah boy! I'm Ross the boss, not Ross the man. Some cats out there trying to tarnish my reputation as the...
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Buenos dias, my legions of young fans. It is I, Lou Bega, the Latin sensation that set the music charts en fuego in 1999 with "Mambo No. 5." Back then, there wasn't a station in all of America that wouldn't spin my Calypso rhythms at least 3 times...
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Dear Mr. Kingston,My name is Christopher Rifkin, chairman of Jamaica's Tourism Board. We'd first like to congratulate you on your recent successes, as well as thank you for raising awareness worldwide of the beautiful paradise that is Jamaica!...
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2 years ago 
Bass players are the most underappreciated members of any rock band. Next to their more theatrical bandmates, the bass player is often mistaken for boring or stiff. This couldn't be further from the truth. Bass players have many exciting moves...
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Few musicians personify the insanity of rock n' roll better than Guns N' Roses' masked guitarist, known simply as "Buckethead." Yet the following excerpts from the reclusive musician's memoirs paint a portrait of an artist very different from the...
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The size of your headphonesLikelihood you use the 'rating' feature on iTunesPending RIAA lawsuitsLikelihood you know that song that's like BaaaaBOP baaaa baba badadummmmProbability that Spice Girls album is "just a joke"CDs bought in the last five...
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2 years ago 
The Mozart is an Overrated Prick Who Hasn't Got Nearly My Sense of Fashion,Concerto in D Minor. The I'm Not Gay But I Will Marry Whoever Shall Have Me...Somebody...Anybody...For God's Sake I'm So Alone, Overture The It's Surely a...
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2 years ago
1. Shaggy: "Take Off That Silver Unitard"2. 98 Degrees: "Beware them Morlocks, Y'all"3. Spice Girls: "You Own My Heart Like the Robot Overlords Own My Eyes and Tongue"4. Limp Bizkit: "Tonight We're Gonna Eat Like It's 1999"5. Blink 182: "The Lucky...
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MentalFloss and I are back after a week off to teach more of that oh-so-valuable knowledge your brains crave. This week, why don't we learn about...Real Life Stories Behind Famous SongsThe Beatles’ “Helter Skelter”The Dirty...
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3 years ago
1. New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits. 2. There was a good man named Paul Revere.3. Michael J. Fox was Alex P. Keaton.4. Lead singer Rich Cronin likes Kevin Bacon, but he hates Footloose.5. He also likes the color purple... macaroni and...
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3 years ago 
Read the article that inspired this one! Neat!An old banana back in '98It turned ripe one morningAnd went bad the next dayIt's a black fly in your banana daiquiriIt's a junior banana splitWhen you've already had three Isn't it bananas... don't...
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