'Music' Articles
- Friday, Aug 1 2008
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Article:Chuck E. Cheese and the Pizza Time Players
Chuck E. Cheese: Alright, from the top! No one leaves 'til we get this down.Helen Henny: C'mon Chuck, you've had us locked up here forever.Mr. Munch: Yeah, we could use a break.Chuck E. Cheese: We don't stop. We never, ever stop. From the top...
KEEP READINGBy Jeff Rosenberg
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- Monday, Jul 28 2008
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Article:Rick 'Serpico' Ross
Reporter: Rick, how do you respond to the rumors going around that you once worked in a prison as a correctional officer?Rick Ross: Aww hell nah boy! I'm Ross the boss, not Ross the man. Some cats out there trying to tarnish my reputation as the...
KEEP READINGBy Scott McDowell 16 likes
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- Thursday, Jul 3 2008
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Article:Lou Bega Doesn't Mind If You Illegally Download His Music
Buenos dias, my legions of young fans. It is I, Lou Bega, the Latin sensation that set the music charts en fuego in 1999 with "Mambo No. 5." Back then, there wasn't a station in all of America that wouldn't spin my Calypso rhythms at least 3 times...
KEEP READINGBy Patrick Cassels 55 likes
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- Friday, Mar 14 2008
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Article:Jamaica's Tourism Board Contacts Sean Kingston
Dear Mr. Kingston,My name is Christopher Rifkin, chairman of Jamaica's Tourism Board. We'd first like to congratulate you on your recent successes, as well as thank you for raising awareness worldwide of the beautiful paradise that is Jamaica!...
KEEP READING - Friday, Feb 29 2008
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Article:Common Moves of the Bass Player
Bass players are the most underappreciated members of any rock band. Next to their more theatrical bandmates, the bass player is often mistaken for boring or stiff. This couldn't be further from the truth. Bass players have many exciting moves...
KEEP READINGBy Streeter Seidell 364 likes
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- Monday, Feb 25 2008
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Article:
The Memoirs of Buckethead
Few musicians personify the insanity of rock n' roll better than Guns N' Roses' masked guitarist, known simply as "Buckethead." Yet the following excerpts from the reclusive musician's memoirs paint a portrait of an artist very different from the...
KEEP READINGBy Patrick Cassels 41 likes
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- Wednesday, Jan 30 2008
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The Graphic Truth
Article:The Size of Your iTunes Library
The size of your headphonesLikelihood you use the 'rating' feature on iTunesPending RIAA lawsuitsLikelihood you know that song that's like BaaaaBOP baaaa baba badadummmmProbability that Spice Girls album is "just a joke"CDs bought in the last five...
KEEP READINGBy CH Staff96
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- Thursday, Jul 12 2007
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Article:There’s Nothing Funny About a Rusty Trombone
I’ve been hearing a lot of sniggering during practice lately about a so-called “rusty trombone,” and I tell you, I won’t have that kind of talk in my rehearsal hall!Now, I don’t know which one of you little miscreants...
KEEP READINGBy Michael Swaim 32 likes
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- Friday, Jun 22 2007
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Article:Just For Kicks
The Actual Billboard #1 Songs of the Year from 1990-2000:1990 Wilson Phillips "Hold On"1991 Bryan Adams "Everything I Do (I Do It For You)1992 Boyz II Men "End Of The Road"1993 Whitney Houston "I Will Always Love You"1994 Ace Of Base "The...
KEEP READINGBy Jason Mesches 1 like
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- Thursday, Jun 7 2007
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Article:The Lyrics To “Sitting on the Dock of the Bay,” If Otis Redding Were Really Fat
Sittin’ in the morning sun,I’ll be sittin’ when the evening come,Watching the chips roll in,And I’ll eat all them Lays again, yeah,I’m sippin’ on the soup of the day,Watching the fries boil away, ouh,I’m...
KEEP READING - Tuesday, Jun 5 2007
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Article:Some Lesser Known Tchaikovsky Symphonies
The Mozart is an Overrated Prick Who Hasn't Got Nearly My Sense of Fashion,Concerto in D Minor. The I'm Not Gay But I Will Marry Whoever Shall Have Me...Somebody...Anybody...For God's Sake I'm So Alone, Overture The It's Surely a...
KEEP READING - Friday, Jun 1 2007
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Article:
Now That's What I Call Music!, Volume 550
1. Shaggy: "Take Off That Silver Unitard"2. 98 Degrees: "Beware them Morlocks, Y'all"3. Spice Girls: "You Own My Heart Like the Robot Overlords Own My Eyes and Tongue"4. Limp Bizkit: "Tonight We're Gonna Eat Like It's 1999"5. Blink 182: "The Lucky...
KEEP READINGBy Patrick Cassels 43 likes
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- Monday, May 7 2007
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Article:The Severity Of Your Fart As Represented By "The Smiths"
William, it was really nothing. What difference does it make? Well I Wonder That joke isn't funny anymore Louder Than Bombs Suffer Little Children Panic Never Had No One Ever Girlfriend In a Coma The Queen Is Dead
KEEP READINGBy Jesse Sachs 45 likes
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- Saturday, May 5 2007
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Article:Rejected Titles For Rap Songs
• Golfin’ Wit My Glock • Sparkin’ My Blunt of Charity and Goodwill• Bitch Im’a Respect You• What Time Is It?? (Afternoon Tea!!)• Ganja in the Grocery Store• Lose Yourself (At...
KEEP READING - Saturday, Apr 28 2007
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Article:
A Guide To Musical Appreciation
Congratulations, you’re a musician. You’re already well on your way to sleeping with the swooning masses. That is, unless you play an instrument other than guitar, bass, drums, or keyboard (and even then…) In this case, you&...
KEEP READING - Tuesday, Apr 24 2007
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Article:Indie Minute
The Indie Minute is sponsored by Le Tigre Clothing Corporation, makers of fine clothing and sponsors of sponsor-free art since 1977.!split
KEEP READINGBy xXx=LiFeIsBuLlSh*t=xXx 41 likes
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- Monday, Apr 23 2007
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Article:Alternate Titles for Loverboy's "Everybody's Working for the Weekend"
-Everybody's Working For The Respect of Their Father-Everybody's Working For A Vietnamese Sweatshop-Everybody's Working For K-Mart Because The Clinic Won't Give Everybody Their Methadone If They Can't Prove Legal Employment-Everybody's Working...
KEEP READINGBy Rob Plasschaert 10 likes
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- Sunday, Apr 22 2007
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Article:I Can Explain My iTunes Library
Hey you dudes want another beer? What kind do you- hey what are you doing on my computer? Don't go on the internet, I'm downloading... this thing. It's hard to explain. Just don't look at my bookmarks ok?Yeah you can put some music on. Just don't-...
KEEP READING - Sunday, Apr 1 2007
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Article:London Bridge - An Analysis
In September 2006, Stacy Ann Ferguson, or Fergie as she is best known, shocked the world by starting her own solo career. The first single was entitled 'London Bridge', which, had been previously undiscovered by me until about 1 am last night. I...
KEEP READING - Thursday, Mar 29 2007
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Article:
Nickelback: Greatest Band of the 21st Century
Editor's note: Sometimes sarcasm is hard to read. Is this sarcasm or is our author here really that into Nickelback? You be the judge. -StreeterI know that it’s a little early in the game to make the above claim, as we’ve got 94...
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