"Got arrested a few days ago for underage drinking at a party. There were over 40 kids there from a few surrounding towns. Ended up in jail at 5 in the morning. I sat in a cell with 4 other kids from the party. We got bored and played leap frog in the middle of the cell. Then starting dancing in our boxers. We were then all put in seperate cells for "homosexual behavior." I came home the next day with this friend request."

"My friend looks like the guy in a MySpace add."

We don't like to post pictures of poop often, but we'll make an exception for this one.

"I beg to differ."

Ironically, he shared this photo via Facebook.

"Me and a few friends and we see this huge wooden sign outside of a church."

The crazy thing is that these days I mostly use Facebook.

Wait - is your last name pfaweuf? Are you the same fgdnhdghn pfawuef that went to high school with me? Oh wow, I can't believe you found me on MySpace!

RANDOM NAME #8437 wants to be your friend!

Unfortunately no, this is not a Photoshop.

That must not be how you spell "faggot."

If only they were that easy to spot.

Should have gone as Facebook.

When I first heard MySpace was being overrun by porn, I thought it was a good thing.

Space is boring, gotta kill time somehow.

Get it together MySpace spammers.

It's easy to believe that he's interested in "anything" on television.