'Narratives' Articles
- Tuesday, Jul 3 2007
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Article:She'll Come Back to Me Now That I Bought This RV
‘Afternoon, Andersons! Yep, yep, you’re looking at ‘er! The 2006 Coachmen Epic. All thirty-six feet of ‘er. Pretty shiny, huh? Come on over and check it out! Boy, I’m excited! Oh, watch your step there, Angela. Here,...
KEEP READINGBy jake barnes
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- Wednesday, Jun 13 2007
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Article:The Namesake Of Murphy's Law Attempts To Perform Surgery For The First Time
Here you go, Murphy. The Big Show. 12 years of medical school have come to this. Sure, there have been mishaps in the past, but this man is counting on you to bring him home safely. It’s your time to shine, so slap on your gloves and get...
KEEP READING - Tuesday, Jun 5 2007
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Article:College Advice from the Coolest Kid in High School
Whatup, little dude? Say what?! You made it to college? Man, I remember when you were a pimple-faced freshman straight out of junior high. It's one of the few things I do remember from back in school, if you know what I mean. You know that...
KEEP READINGBy Patrick Cassels 15 likes
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- Friday, May 11 2007
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Article:The Student Who Cares Too Much About Others Being Late to Class
Man, this Econ class sure is difficult. It's pretty annoying coming to class early every single time just to ask the professor questions about everything we've already gone over a few times. But it'll be worth it when I get my A. Thank God the...
KEEP READINGBy Tim O'Donnell 20 likes
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- Thursday, Apr 12 2007
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A Classics Major Gets Laid...Maybe
Come hither, yonder wench and allow me tell you the tale of horny Aphrodite – the goddess who never wanted for attention! Hers is a tale of tawdry torment, of bounteous lust, of skin-slapping without end! ‘Tis the tale of the night...
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- Monday, Apr 9 2007
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Article:Friedrich Engels Tries To Get Laid
Hey, what’s up? My name’s Freddy. Care if I sit down here for a second? Alright, cool. Oh man, it’s so nice to be able to go out and relax. I’ve just been so busy recently, you know, writing the Communist Manif…...
KEEP READINGBy Vincent J Pussybody 19 likes
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- Sunday, Apr 8 2007
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Article:You're Never Going To Find These Eggs
Oh. My. God. I am a mastermind. I am an evil genius. I am Godlike. You will never- NEVER find these eggs. There's just no way. Try. Go on, start looking. Oh yeah, yeah, on the mantle, that's a good start. ERRRR! Wrong! You think I'd hide eggs in...
KEEP READINGBy Jake Hurwitz 120 likes
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