The computer's broken, time to drink more liquor.

"Look! A geek egg, and it's hatching!"

"A kid I went to high school with has his child's name tattooed on him... but it's spelled in Star Wars Trade Federation writing."

"I used to give my roommate shit about having water-cooling for his computer... until it saved our basement."

Nerd porn.

Well, at least you are outside... I guess...

"To the guy with the Divergence Theorem tattoo, here's a real nerd tattoo. My first and last name in binary."

"I'm tired of these wanna-be nerd tattoos. Check out this one of the Divergence Theorem (Electrical Engineering majors will understand)." The tattoos and the whatnow?

No matter how old he grows, this tattoo will always represent the ratio between his arm's circumference to its diameter.

Defending the treasure.

A PC in your bed, what a great idea! Think of all the money you'll save now that you don't ever need a desk or condoms.

Bad ass dude. Bad ass.

I don't get why this is funny. ME WANT BOOBIES!

Hugest dork ever alert.

"This is what my engineering roommate got for Christmas."

You get to be a jock, a band nerd, or a computer geek - not all three. Did you kick your own ass?

Just a guess - he also likes anime.