CollegeHumor: NES Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1914435 Because who needs real friends. Tue, 16 Jun 2009 12:37:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1914435 Because who needs real friends. nonadult comedy Because who needs real friends. nintendo, NES, robot, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1914435"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/a/collegehumor.b5027dd709ee070676d9a3ca83870096.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[I'm totally buying one of these]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:215389 Fri, 15 May 2009 08:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1826697 8-Bit Slayer Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:55:34 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1826697 8-Bit Slayer nonadult comedy By the bullies that beat up Mario Brothers composer Koji Kondo back in high school. Slayer, Metal, NES, Music, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1826697"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/8/collegehumor.cb4e4a95a93c41cbc0e344680091e322.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 89 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1823034 Mega Man 9 Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:11:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1823034 Mega Man 9 nonadult comedy Capcom is going retro with the first new Mega Man game in ten years. Why not? It's easier than making a game that looks good. mega man, nes, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1823034"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/f/collegehumor.20cae2ce0ab84420ec02f5af9033df93.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 44 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1773829 Chocolate Mega Man Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:40:11 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1773829 Chocolate Mega Man nonadult comedy Dr. Wiley will feel the pain. chocolate rain, mega man, NES, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1773829"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/1/collegehumor.2879cba971c86c3aa0db18a14b086063.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 77 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1770298 NES iPhone Emulator Tue, 07 Aug 2007 16:07:06 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1770298 NES iPhone Emulator nonadult comedy This is how Mario was meant to be played... NES, iphone, nintendo, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1770298"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/0/collegehumor.72dbecbaab531e8fa165ca403e8d17cf.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 28 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1759447 Nintendo DVD Player Mon, 14 May 2007 11:59:49 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1759447 Nintendo DVD Player nonadult comedy Not surprising: The DVD he pops in once the invention is complete. NES, nintendo, dvd, mario, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1759447"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/d/collegehumor.4bf7d0b70fc18a46d004f80d4eed3e54.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 86 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1723425 Instruction Manual for the Nintendo Entertainment System Sat, 17 Mar 2007 14:21:43 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1723425 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Congratulations on your purchase of the Nintendo Entertainment System. You're only seconds away from unlocking 8 bits of the most awesome electronic gaming the world has ever seen. Just follow the simple instructions below and prepare to be blown away: Now you're playing with power!

Step 1: Connect NES RCA adapter to television's RCA output feed and tune television to channel 3.

Step 2: Insert NES game cartridge into NES console, push cartridge down into locked position, and press POWER button on front of console.

Step 3: NES System will power on and off repeatedly in 4-second intervals. Remove game cartridge from console, place lips against bottom, and blow up and down cartridge connectors. Re-insert cartridge and press POWER.

Step 4: Television will intermittently flash blue and burgundy screens. Remove game cartridge from console and again blow on cartridge connectors even harder, as well as inside NES console. Re-insert and wiggle cartridge side-to-side for 15 seconds. Press POWER.

Step 5: Main menu of game will appear, with music, for roughly 4 seconds before re-starting. Remove cartridge and allow little brother to assist. Little brother will re-insert and rapidly push cartridge up and down in console and press POWER.

Step 6: Screen will instantly freeze on jumbled, pixelated image of game's main menu along with loud, monotonous tone.  Accuse little brother of "making it worse" and punch him in arm.

Step 7: Plead with mother and stepfather to order official NES Cleaning Kit ($49.95 + S&H). Kit will arrive from Kyoto, Japan in 6 to 8 months.

Step 8: Enlist assistance of cool uncle who claims to have beaten Metroid. Cool uncle will recommend only partially inserting game so that top of cartridge rubs against inner wall of console. Comply and press POWER.

Step 9: Grey and turquoise screens will flash. Remove cartridge from console and blow, harder still, on bottom connectors.

Step 10: Repeat as necessary.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:101226"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/b/collegehumor.bf47a312f8c3b3d327c1333b4268bdca.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-03-17 14:21:43 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:101226">Patrick Cassels</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:857"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 78 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1699969 Tue, 18 Jul 2006 16:56:53 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1699969 Next time someone insists on being the Raiders in Tecmo Bowl, you call bullshit and show them this video. nonadult comedy Next time someone insists on being the Raiders in Tecmo Bowl, you call bullshit and show them this video. Bo Jackson, NES, Tecmo Bowl, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1699969"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/f/collegehumor.41a931ddf3e32255db47f80f607337a1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 26 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1823344 Mega Man 9 Box Art Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:57:46 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1823344 Mega Man 9 Box Art nonadult comedy I don't know why a download-only game need box art, and I don't care. mega man, nes, retro, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1823344"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/e/collegehumor.2c5e429beaef5ab01677800e411dbe20.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 6 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1762038 Abobo Bros Fri, 01 Jun 2007 17:46:32 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1762038 Abobo Bros nonadult comedy The Abobos from the classic NES game Double Dragon, live a much simpiler life now; but they are still kicking ass with their patenent one leg kicks. NES, double dragon, nintendo, abobo bros, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1762038"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/c/collegehumor.99ec1affaef26d0a3ff6ffecf16f80f2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:41197">George</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 2 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1769014 Tribute to NES Sat, 28 Jul 2007 14:36:56 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1769014 Tribute to NES nonadult comedy nes, nintendo, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1769014"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/e/collegehumor.b9940c5a74a55cd94aa5794e8eed733a.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:112348">White Fro</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:382"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />