"News" Hotlinks
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Hotlink:Who says videogames are a bad influence?
A badass pair of 7 year olds (one of whom smokes cigerettes) steal a car and go cruising.
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Hotlink:Nothing out of the ordinary here, just people throwing their babies off buildings
News report about a tradition where people throw their babies off buildings and catch them on sheets. Seems fun. I bet the babies have a good time.
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Hotlink:Best world record ever
World Record Mentos and Diet Coke Explosions in Leuven, Belgium.
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Hotlink:Dolphin tragedies are the saddest kind of tragedy
It's a sad day in Discovery Cove after a mid-air collision took the life of one of it's finest dolphin daredevils.
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Hotlink:If this is less than 38 years old it's gross
Vivid entertainment claims to have uncovered a Jimi Hendrix sex tape.
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Hotlink:Luckily, he was apprehended by means of an invisible box...
A man dressed as a mime and holding a tiny bat goes on a crime spree in PA.
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Hotlink:The future funniest baby in the world
Amy Poehler is preggers with Will Arnett's baby. That kid is going to be the Luke Skywalker of comedy.
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Hotlink:They shouldn't get her hopes up like that
Judges at this year's Miss England may have been wearing beer goggles when they chose this not-skinny contestant.
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Hotlink:Larry the Cable Guy pulls a Carlos Mencia
Universal is being sued for plagiarism over Larry the Cable Guy's Witless Protectio Plan. You'd think they would have stolen to make a good movie.
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Hotlink:You couldn't make this up no matter how high you got
A Brazillian priest is lost after he floats out to sea suspended from hundreds of balloons.
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Hotlink:Now here's a burglar who knows what he wants: Jenna Jameson's vagina
Someone robs a sex store and steals only items from the Jenna Jameson line.
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Hotlink:So giving beer to dogs is science now?
Great news for alcoholics, a new study says guinness is good for you
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Hotlink:Anyone looking for a roommate?
Word on the street that crazy Gary Busey might be looking for a place to live.
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Hotlink:It's a sad day in Tanzania
A witchdoctor-prescribed lucky charm to help find precious stones has been outlawed.
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Hotlink:Hey, I can get drunk and yell. I want to be on the news, too
A drunk college kid covers the St. Patrick's Day parade for Fox News.
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Hotlink:World's biggest pimp ditches two wives in 3 minutes
Not only is it bad ass to have two wives, it's hyper-bad ass to divorce them both in less time than it takes to brush your teeth.
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Hotlink:Wait for it...
A story about fish takes a turn for the better when fish start launching themselves out of the the water at the reporter.
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Hotlink:37? Has Obama never bowled before?
Barack Obama embarrassed the nation when he proved that one of the top democratic candidates is an atrocious bowler.
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Hotlink:High school kids 0, cops 0. We'll call this one a stalemate
I'd like to say the kids pulled a fast one on the police, but every single person there had to sit through a breathalyzer test. It sounds like a boring way to spend a night.
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Hotlink:Breaking News: Paris Hilton fell on her big, dumb face
That's right, get the full story and pictures of Paris Hilton being on thr ground, and then starting to get up again
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