A truck delivering double stuft oreos to orphans crashed on I-80, covering the highway in the delicious cookies. I made up the orphan part, but there is nothing in the article that says they weren't for orphans. The bottom line is that the orphans don't have any cookies now and that's sad.
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Keep these Bill O'Reilly remix videos coming, people. They're great.
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Engineers test jet-fuel-powered personal wings. They unanimously conclude that the experiment was cool as hell.
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Technically this is also good news.
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A first ever look at the man behind the camera that set off Bill O'Reilly's Inside Edition tirade.
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We've let seals get away with these penguin love crimes for too long.
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New footage answers the question, "What the f**k was Sue Simmons looking at?"
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Seems inspiring, until you learn "accountant" is actually British slang for the guy who waxes cricket bats for shillings.
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Those punks at Valley are up to no good...
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A parent in Australia was found driving with a case of beer seat-belted firmly in place, while his kid was left to roam freely aronud the car.
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Let the music play, down at new Fraggle Rock remake
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"Will I still have a job tomorrow? Stay tuned, the answer may shock you." Sue Simmons from WNBC in New York drops an f-bomb, directed at her co-anchor who was playing on his computer instead of reading his lines. She didn't realize they were live. Apparently she learned anchorship from Bill O'Reilly.
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I guess he prefers Sting's earlier work? This is Bill O'Reilly from an old episode of Inside Edition, confirming his hair has always looked as awesome as it does now. He should hang out with Sue Simmons.
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Kids find some weird things to smoke out of. This one is way ahead of the rest.
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See headline.
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A heated legal battle is now going on in the Isle of Lesbos to determine who should rightly be allowed to call themselves lesbians.
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An Illinois man has built a Pabst can coffin for his eventual death. The article does not mention if there will be actual beer in the beer-can coffin.
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Black people can't swim now? I thought you were better than that, USA Today.
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Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz is being sued for kicking somone's ass with his tears.
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Headline: Man accused of trying to cash check for $360,000,000,000
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