Unlike traffic on the I-84, these lyrics are straight flowin', y'all.
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No signs of intelligent life here.
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Not only is it bad ass to have two wives, it's hyper-bad ass to divorce them both in less time than it takes to brush your teeth.
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A story about fish takes a turn for the better when fish start launching themselves out of the the water at the reporter.
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Barack Obama embarrassed the nation when he proved that one of the top democratic candidates is an atrocious bowler.
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I'd like to say the kids pulled a fast one on the police, but every single person there had to sit through a breathalyzer test. It sounds like a boring way to spend a night.
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That's right, get the full story and pictures of Paris Hilton being on thr ground, and then starting to get up again
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A man claims to have been raped by a wombat and, as a result, is speaking fluent Australian.
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Mexicans hate emo kids so much they're forming mobs and chasing them down. Insane.
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Crazy man runs around Chuck E. Cheese spitting and telling people he has hepatitis.
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Cops chase donut truck in a high speed pursuit. Later, they are shocked to find out the truck was stolen.
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World's Worst Scientists discover a link between weed, BJs and cancer.
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A woman is suing a hospital over a botched surgery, in which she was given a new anus instead of a leg operation.
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A woman in England discusses being bitten by a rat while sitting on the toilet.
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Apparently, some Filipinos need to be warned that getting crucified is dangerous
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The poor underclassmen of Tulane University are suffering a weed shortage, the likes of which haven't been seen since the late 1980's.
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A 15 year old girl gets Saturday detention for skipping class. Oh, and they only found out she was skipping class after she saved a bus full of kids.
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A woman sues American Airlines over a masturbating passenger.
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If only we lived in the third world we too could have funny news stories like this.
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Isn't it great when people get what they deserve?
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If you like celebrity trash getting wasted and exposing themselves, you only need to know one name: Lindsay Lohan. But also DerekHail.com because that's where pics of our favorite trainwrecks end up.
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