This is what happens when the guy with the Beanie Baby collection on his desk promises to "put the cool back in weather."
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To be fair, he thought she was Phillies outfielder Jayson Werth. He's dreamy.
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"I for one welcome our seagull overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their giant nests."
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Don't call her a hero. She has no idea what that word means.
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If you think that's obscene, you should see the bills they approved. One of them made it illegal not to poop in public.
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"Can you imagine if I forgot my base layer before I painted myself red and screamed for 3 hours, as I do every week? I'd look like an idiot!"
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"He's currently in a Florida jail, living in wood shavings and chewing on his cage."
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Warning: drawing contains graphic depictions of stick figures.
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The Spanish have 1,000 words for "Oops" but no words for "Watch out for that water!"
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For 20 years, the only thing that kept him sane was the thought of coming back to work to inform the British on politics and weather.
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This was Channel 12's lead story the night Obama was elected.
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Or maybe it's the news reporters fault for not moving over to that side of the desk fast enough.
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