Professor Squishy, upset that Lost is a rerun tonight.

"Our dorms are shitty."

"We figured our roommate needed to brush up on current events..."

"Cousins daughter was hiding from her mom. Knew this would be the best place."

"This night put a whole new meaning to trashed"

"Some kid pissed us off, and his roommate left us the key. So, we filled his room with trash and duct taped his bed. (MSU)"

"He left for the weekend and we grabbed every free paper on campus for 3 days"

I don't believe I've seen a newspaper version...

Does he pee out of a carrot?

Gonna newspaper somebody's room? Be covert about it.

If you're going to newspaper somebody's room, at least have a naked girl involved.

A boring night at Georgia Tech led to us filling my neighbor's room from floor to ceiling with crumpled newspaper. Why not give a shocker too?

"Our neighbor went out of town for the weekend. We thought he needed a newspaper when he got back..."

I left for spring break leaving my door unlocked, and I came back to see my room completely wrapped in newspaper."

"150 newspapers, 135 phonebooks... 24 million phone numbers in 1 room = oWn3d."

Who said college kid don't read the newspaper!

We filled a friends room entirely with newspaper when he was gone for the night.

"John and his roommate went to the uconn mens game and came back to find this in their room"

"Another picture of john coming back to his room at UConn"

"The kid upstairs passed out drunk, a few of my friends decided to fuck with his head and fill the room with all the newspaper in the hall, along with taking everything out from under him"