Both creative AND boring!
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3 weeks ago
The broad went on to say, "blah, blah, blah" before being interrupted by the newsman so he could interview the chairman who retorted, "Fireman. Man-made. Mankind."
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4 weeks ago
Dave would've caught this in his spell check if he hadn't added the word to his dictionary weeks earlier while writing a scathing letter to his ex-girlfriend.
This issue's header is actually tamer than usual. You should have seen last weeks, it was borderline sick.
So does it double as a telescope?
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2 months ago
Beef on a Pig.
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2 months ago
Desperate for a more mainstream audience, The Wall Street Journal has reduced itself to catch phrases.
Don't put your butt just anywhere.
Whatever, that's actually why they still print Cathy.
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5 months ago
The next paper had an article about him being nearly beaten to death.
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6 months ago
Good advice, wrong problem.
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1 year ago
Hey Barry, did you read this op-ed piece about bananas?
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2 years ago
"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!"
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2 years ago
That's pretty tough, considering there's a sack in the way.
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2 years ago
You just blew my mind.
Oh, that's what the student paper is for.
"Lesson 28 - Lock the dorm room door before going out on Saturday night." Lesson 29 - find something to do on Saturday nights besides crumpling up newspaper.
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2 years ago
Track isn't a full contact sport, but maybe they should require jock straps anyway.
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2 years ago
Look at the bright side, now you can poop wherever you want.
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2 years ago
Alright, who did the crossword puzzle? I was saving that for class.
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