CollegeHumor: Nicholas Cage Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790566 Nick Cage and His Agent Mon, 31 Aug 2009 15:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790566 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>  Phonecall:  Result:

Cage: Nick Cage's phone. This is Nick Cage.

Cage's Agent: Nick, baby, I got a movie offer for you on my desk.

Cage: I'll do it.

Cage's Agent: Don't you want to see a script or something?

Cage: I haven't read a script since Leaving Las Vegas. Just sign me up.

Cage's Agent: Do you even want to know the title?

Cage: I pay you to do these things for me. Tell them I can film the whole thing next week.

 
Cage: That was terrible.

Cage's Agent: I know but I'm looking at your next blockbuster right now. In this one you can see into the future.

Cage: Sounds cool. Will my face take up a third of the poster again?

Cage's Agent: I can make it happen.

Cage: I'm in.

 


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