"Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"
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185
The city is his jungle. But he's also good in the regular jungle.
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35
Why don't they just let us study what interests us?
"Had a pirates vs ninjas kegger. This is the aftermath."
Ninjas are the original pathway model of fear.
The roof is!
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163
Three ninjas and a guy who likes clapping.
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47
Who stole my idea for a Karate Kid remake starring tiny animals? I'll sue! Mr. Miyagi was going to be played by a turtle, and all the members of Cobra Kai would be real snakes.
His Short Round is perfect.
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111
An impromptu ninja fight emerges on UC Berkeley campus.
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118
"Funny part is, I got 3/5 for the question."
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29
A few silent seconds later, the room was a bloody mess of body parts.
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26
Read the details of "Monkey Steals the Peach." That is why ninjas should be feared.
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5
Sorry anti-semetic ninjas. There's always 2010.
Ninjas attack an in progress class.
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2
Trevor - I'll never forget the time we plotted to assasinate the shogun together - you are 2 much! KIT, BFF!
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4
"My friend was graduating, and we decided to kidnap him for the party..."
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0
Probably not the most effective way to run a secret society.
"This party ninja has run into a problem."
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By the time he turned around, he was already dead.
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