"The exhaust tip is a warp whistle..."
Nintable.
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22
Everything old school, except for the new style of Link. This is a conflicted man.
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47
This is the first time they stopped playing Wii since it came out.
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7
She's nearly impossible to turn on.
Is that a TI-83 in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
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74
NINTENDO SIXTY FOURR!!! AHHHHHHH!!!! YES! YES! YES!
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137
Just once I'd like to see someone with a Mario Bros. 2 themed tattoo.
Blowing on the candles won't work, try popping the cartridge up and down really quick.
He just got Brick Man's power and won't stop playing with it.
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38
Real men go clay shooting.
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34
Throw a jab immediately after hearing the third hop of the bull charge. Professors can't teach that kind of thing.
If you get a nerd drunk enough and start playing the starman music from Mario Bros., he will believe he's invincible.
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33
Oh sure, Yoshi's a pal - until you get to a haunted castle.
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45
The real life Captain N the game-master.
Up-up-down-down-left-right... you know the rest.
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6
Wiirdo.
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17
Anyone remember Snow Brothers? Anyone?
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16
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, select, START
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8
As if you needed another reason to eat at Taco Bell!
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