I didn't have to check to know this is the first Missouri Baptists boobies. (nudity)

"$105.21 bet going on this, just hoping you all decide to put it on." Everyone wins! (nudity)

Every step I take, every move I make, every single day, every time I pray, I'll be missing boobs. (nudity)

Hello, I love boobs, won't you tell me your name? (nudity)

Let the boobies hit the floor let the boobies hit the floor! (first boobies for UVM, nudity)

Really? Water polo? (nudity)

Haboobies Matata. (nudity)

Boob boob boob boob. I want you in my room. (nudity)

Corina Taylor, probably most well known for her roles in such films as Droolin' and Toolin' and 5 Guy Creampie #10, loves CollegeHumor. (nudity)

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful, and so are boobs. Dear Prudence... (nudity)

"She bet me five bucks she wouldn't get on." (nudity)

I walk this empty street on the boulevard of boobie dreams. (first boobs for Urbana University)

"We got a little crazy on a Phi Psi slip n slide." Not pictured - Slip N Slide.

The ultimate football buddy.

You're just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off boobs. (nudity)

"First boobs from Point Loma Nazarene University!" I think these may be the first boobs from any school that has the word Nazarene in it's name.

Why are you so far away boobies? I need help and you're way across the sea. (nudity)

"Hang on boobies, boobies hang on." (nudity, great painting)

"For she has jolly good boobies, for she has jolly good booobieeees. Which nobody can deny!"

We don't have a certificate to mail out for first boobies, but maybe we should. Eastern Conneticut State University, here are yours.