"Hey Mom, Look at the Kittens!"

I didn't know that was an element?

The professor didn't have a clue for about 15 minutes! He finally saw it, and nonchalantly turned it off. What a trooper.

Don't turn around, we're just playing Hangman up here. E? Is there an E?

"Long story short, never pass out in someones room where no one knows you."

How to not to get invited back to an amazing party.

One second, I just want to check some more away messages.

Why don't you take a picture? It will last longer. Oh, someone did.

"He had no idea until after we ate."

Say Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese. More e's! Don't stop!

"Earing stuck in hair and her friend don't care."

"The funny thing is that he's pissed about the 4am fire alarm and doesn't know about his face yet."

"The girls have no idea we are naked."

What's more relaxing then getting to the beach, away from all the scum bags that you usually find at college?

"There's always one that doesnt get the memo."

"He had no idea of his backround."

"I wonder if she got the memo."

"He still has no idea, look how happy he is."

"They are completely unaware of the background."

"The youngest member of the 'Mile High Club,' and proud of it."

"This kid passed out at the afterparty. We took him out to breakfast at 6am and he had no idea of the shaming."